The China Pearl Inn part 7

[Uggg]

ummm Chris, something happened on my watch!

 

[BritSal]

Do you need any suppprt from the British Army?

 

[Uggg]

Do you need any suppprt from the British Army?

We are hunting a notorius fugituive Sal but I don't think the British army will be able to help becuase we aren't allowed any Gin. evrything started to go wrong with our plan when the brass (thats Chris) put us on the dry

 

[BritSal]

We’re here if you need us.meanwhile my bed is calling

 

[Uggg]

We’re here if you need us.meanwhile my bed is calling

You should take our fugitive to bed with you! Me thinks shes up past bedtime!
But I'm sure she'd come to bed if there were some lovely snuggles in it for her.

Then the inn flowers would be safe

 

[Uggg]

Are you gone Chris?

 

[sharingfantasies]

Looks like everyone is gone. As for me, only the mind is gone, the body is here.

 

[Uggg]

Looks like everyone is gone. As for me, only the mind is gone, the body is here.

You shouldn't leave bodies laying around they get stinky.

 

[sharingfantasies]

True, but I can't move without my mind to tell me to do so, so I am sort of stuck here.

 

[RobynTashaYa]

We’re busy writing up reports on last week and this afternoon we’ve got weapons training with a difference. We have to introduce rookies to their weapons and teach them how to fix a bayonet while being assessed ourselves.

 

[sharingfantasies]

Be sure to stand behind the rookies.

 

[chris2c4u]

Mmm you guys are so much fun. I'm ever so sorry we live such far apart lives that when you all start to enjoy yourselves I must make the for the door.

*Makes for the door, flipping the light switch and cackling insanely*

*The light switch is turned back on moments later, but all the roses, marmalade, peanut butter and rainbow colored flies are gone. In a sticky mess on the wall are the letters LS and what appears to be an anime face sticking its tongue out.*

The world may never know who this culprit is.

Curses! We are foiled. Who could this devilish thief be? There seem to be no clues. Perhaps eagle-eyed, ginless Uggg spotted something.

 

[Bjerget]

Do you need any suppprt from the British Army?

I feel like I could use a little support from the British Army, in fact. I get the feeling I'm being watched!

You should take our fugitive to bed with you! Me thinks shes up past bedtime!
But I'm sure she'd come to bed if there were some lovely snuggles in it for her.

Then the inn flowers would be safe

Will there be snuggles? I'll put on a fugitive costume and come to bed any time of the day or night, for snuggles.

Please let there be snuggles...

Looks like everyone is gone. As for me, only the mind is gone, the body is here.

Well just as long as it's not the part of your mind that tells you when you need to get to the loo.

We’re busy writing up reports on last week and this afternoon we’ve got weapons training with a difference. We have to introduce rookies to their weapons and teach them how to fix a bayonet while being assessed ourselves.

Okay so I misconstrued every single thing you just said as a sort of kinky foreplay session. Sorry I smutted your srs bsns Robyn. Can you forgives me? *innocent angel look*

But srsly, you'll do great.

Curses! We are foiled. Who could this devilish thief be? There seem to be no clues. Perhaps eagle-eyed, ginless Uggg spotted something.

*Puts on a Sherlock hat and joins the search for clues*

*Notices some writing on the wall and cleans it all up*

Nope no clues here!! Let's try your bedroom, instead,

 

[Uggg]

Curses! We are foiled. Who could this devilish thief be? There seem to be no clues. Perhaps eagle-eyed, ginless Uggg spotted something.

Well Chris you see just before this all went down a very pretty lady came strutting through the bar... so i'm afraid I was somewhat distracted... I saw nothing.

Uggg

 

[sharingfantasies]

Well just as long as it's not the part of your mind that tells you when you need to get to the loo.

Apparently that part of my body works just fine, especially when I am trying to sleep. It likes to announce itself every hour or two.

 

[Uggg]

Heya

 

[sharingfantasies]

Hey there. Nothing happening here, anything happening there?

 

[chris2c4u]

Zzzzzzz

 

[BritSal]

Just off to bed after a long day writing reports, training rookies and writing reports.
It’s cold, freezing and I need someone to keep me warm. Alas my man isn’t here!

Goodnight CPI

 

[Uggg]

Hey there. Nothing happening here, anything happening there?

Nothing much irl. Chatting with friends online. Had a bit of work to do today which is always good. Makes the day go faster. Skipped lunch in favor of chatting earlier so quite hungry now. Lunch is my first meal of the day so if I miss it, its nil by mouth till home time And that's it nothing else to report.

I see Chris is sleeping on the couch shall we draw on his face?

Uggg

 

[chris2c4u]

I'm awake, I'm awake. I heard that.

Zzzzzz

 

[Uggg]

lol that was quick!

 

[Uggg]

Haven't seen CG in awhile? Anyone got eyes on the sea man?

Hasn't been in here since the first of Feb?

Uggg

 

[sharingfantasies]

Haven't seen or heard from CG. Maybe one of the girls has heard from him.

 

[BritSal]

Haven't seen or heard from CG. Maybe one of the girls has heard from him.

He’ll be back when he’s ready.