First off, I want to apologize, sincerely. My title is not to be mistaken for " I'm looking for COOL CHICKENS". Chickens CAN NOT BE COOL unless they come in the form of a NUGGET.
Now, that we have that out of the way. *pulls out paper from pocket and clears throat*
I am a 34 aged male that is in PEAK breeding form. I work my quads daily, lol jp.
Seriously, just, looking for any legit conversations to be had on here. I mean, don't get me wrong I dig the sexy time and all that. However, what really drives me is just the conversation, intimate connection in getting to know someone and just let it build up and unfold on it's own. No expectations, no pressure. Just, like, don't get all weird on me. (yes, coming from the guy who made a NUGGET and COOL CHICKEN reference to lure you into reading this).
I'm not even saying weird is bad, weird is good. Just don't like you know, be weird to the point you would harm any baby seals FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, not the baby seals.
As you can tell I do joke around some but I can be serious as well so please don't let this be a gauge on that.
What is Zalev down to talk about?
- Sports YEA do the THING!
- Music I really like all kinds except COLDPLAY
- Video Games...yeah, no comment on this one. Just I have a nerd side.
- Every day stuff...because sometimes funny stuff happens
- Possible RP...so I can get my Star Wars FREAK ON, nah, I would be more of a Orlando Bloom looking for my overly confident, always getting in trouble Dwarf lady friend.
- SERIOUS STUFF...like World Issues and Tide Pods.
- SO MUCH MORE
What is Zalev NOT down to talk about?
- Incest..I mean, have you seen the digital previews of King Tut?
- Any BAD TALK towards BABY SEALS..not now, not EVER
- Touching Dogs or other pets and shit...because BABY SEALS won't stand for this. #imwithbabyseals
- Crocodile Dundee...I know, I know the man is an Australian National Treasure but no, not talking about it.
Other than that, I'm an open book. So if you're bored, married, single, just want to shoot the shit. Just hit me up with a PM or ask a question here.
- Z.
Now, that we have that out of the way. *pulls out paper from pocket and clears throat*
I am a 34 aged male that is in PEAK breeding form. I work my quads daily, lol jp.
Seriously, just, looking for any legit conversations to be had on here. I mean, don't get me wrong I dig the sexy time and all that. However, what really drives me is just the conversation, intimate connection in getting to know someone and just let it build up and unfold on it's own. No expectations, no pressure. Just, like, don't get all weird on me. (yes, coming from the guy who made a NUGGET and COOL CHICKEN reference to lure you into reading this).
I'm not even saying weird is bad, weird is good. Just don't like you know, be weird to the point you would harm any baby seals FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, not the baby seals.
As you can tell I do joke around some but I can be serious as well so please don't let this be a gauge on that.
What is Zalev down to talk about?
- Sports YEA do the THING!
- Music I really like all kinds except COLDPLAY
- Video Games...yeah, no comment on this one. Just I have a nerd side.
- Every day stuff...because sometimes funny stuff happens
- Possible RP...so I can get my Star Wars FREAK ON, nah, I would be more of a Orlando Bloom looking for my overly confident, always getting in trouble Dwarf lady friend.
- SERIOUS STUFF...like World Issues and Tide Pods.
- SO MUCH MORE
What is Zalev NOT down to talk about?
- Incest..I mean, have you seen the digital previews of King Tut?
- Any BAD TALK towards BABY SEALS..not now, not EVER
- Touching Dogs or other pets and shit...because BABY SEALS won't stand for this. #imwithbabyseals
- Crocodile Dundee...I know, I know the man is an Australian National Treasure but no, not talking about it.
Other than that, I'm an open book. So if you're bored, married, single, just want to shoot the shit. Just hit me up with a PM or ask a question here.
- Z.
