vomiting and screaming and marijuana and mental illness and cannabis

Y'all should stick to jimson weed.

Cheap, effective, legal.

A complex high.
 

Then the cops drag you mom's ass out of bed at 3 a.m. and haul her down to the coroner for the identification.
Prior to dying, jimson weed smokers typically claw out their eyes and eat them. Depending on the level of intoxication, some smokers will actually use their fingernails to dig deeply into their brains through their eye sockets and eat grey matter until dying.
Some moms have been known to go into catatonic states after identifying their children. This most often happens when coroners resemble Chuck Schumer.
 
Members of the many pre-contact American cultures that employed datura in divination, coming-of-age, and healing rituals, might find you a bit off-note. Datura grows throughout the Americas and was medicinally important over most of its range. Unlike tobacco and cannabis, it is not to be used frivolously. But stoners gonna stone. Yow.
 
Members of the many pre-contact American cultures that employed datura in divination, coming-of-age, and healing rituals, might find you a bit off-note. Datura grows throughout the Americas and was medicinally important over most of its range. Unlike tobacco and cannabis, it is not to be used frivolously. But stoners gonna stone. Yow.

You mean you saw right through all that shit I just made up?
 
Well, DUH!

What does the manual (and many wise-men) say...Moderation in all things!
 
I quite enjoyed reading that. I wondered if there could be a zombie link up there somewhere, with all the brain eating stuff.
Notice I didn't call it shit. Because it all IS plausible and probably DOES occur within our space-time nexus. It's just not common AFAIK. I mean, my eyes hurt then, but I didn't feel like ripping them out. And the ancestors I spoke to weren't too creepy or anything. Great-grandma mumbled a lot.

But truth: the active dose isn't much smaller than the lethal dose. I'm not sure about levels of habitual datura use in USA now. Is there data online? Have datura zombies been tracked?
 
I like some weed now and then. Never ate my eyeballs tho. I think I'd remember doing that.
 
Then the cops drag you mom's ass out of bed at 3 a.m. and haul her down to the coroner for the identification.
Prior to dying, jimson weed smokers typically claw out their eyes and eat them. Depending on the level of intoxication, some smokers will actually use their fingernails to dig deeply into their brains through their eye sockets and eat grey matter until dying.
Some moms have been known to go into catatonic states after identifying their children. This most often happens when coroners resemble Chuck Schumer.

Pretty sure you're talking about meth here. I've actually met a tweaker who scratched through his eyelid and in to his cornea.
Does pot make you scromit? Try Katom or Salvia, still legal and fun! :D
 
Serious scientists have suggested that natural hallucinogens fueled the rise of human intelligence. Brainy folk got stoned, had visions, and did and made new stuff. Progress!
 
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