The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

[spacekowboy]

So I take off for a day to tend to real life duties and everyone is getting drunk and stoned and analed.

I see how it is, you sonsabitches.

 

[phantom4533]

No anal here but white chocolate mousse may have made a brief appearance.

 

[Radiohead]

You’re tall, right? It’s a sturdy table, believe me.





Okay, I have one thing on my schedule tomorrow, but it’s a social thing (not related to the above).

I once bounced a table across the room that way. Cant remember how the wall fared, we were on holiday.

 

[Que]

My posts are so good, they are worth repeating!

 

[Dr. Groove]

Anal is always on the table.

Best time ever to hear, "Let's table it."

 

[pink]

My Sat night consists of cruising IHOP, windows down blaring Guns N Roses.

Why is everyone looking at me?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Mine has thus far consisted of breaking stupid fights over video games. I’ve called for back up and beer. Glad it’s nice enough to sit outside and ignore boy drama.

 

[Que]

Best time ever to hear, "Let's table it."

Brilliant!

Every argument on any topic could be "tabled."

 

[Spins]

If only it was easy as making a table

 

[thør]

If only it was easy as making a table

You got a wood shop?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Pineapple juice and the Tide Pod Challenge

SNL 2018

(not a re-run!)

 

[Radiohead]

You got a wood shop?

Give me 20 minutes, and while I'm buying the wood, I'll get a new drill bit set.

 

[Spins]

No wood shop, but I do have the skills.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://image.ibb.co/i2Z9ob/File_Jan_20_5_38_57_PM.png

Was a good day for a march today, it was.

 

[thør]

No wood shop, but I do have the skills.

Like Tage Frid?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Time for reheated leftover pizza, tequila and some yet-unseen Marvel TV series stuff.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdFRFAi7zQ0VKKI/giphy.gif

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/happy-hulk.gif

https://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif

 

[Que]

Speaking of wood shop...

I went down a rabbit hole on YouTube the other night that guy from Parks and Recreation I don't recall his name someone posted up him drinking a bourbon or something by the fireplace?

Anyway the guy has an amazing wood shop and is incredibly talented.

Lemme see if I can find it.

One clip was him on Letterman showing pictures of a cedar-strip canoe that he made by hand. Truly amazing.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Was a good day for a march today, it was.

I hated not being at one today. I was supposed to help do the set up of the one here. Just the minor running around I had to do on crutches though was painful enough.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Best time ever to hear, "Let's table it."

Definitely better than “stick a pin in it”.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Also, “civilian fuck monkey”.

 

[thør]

Speaking of wood shop...

I went down a rabbit hole on YouTube the other night that guy from Parks and Recreation I don't recall his name someone posted up him drinking a bourbon or something by the fireplace?

Anyway the guy has an amazing wood shop and is incredibly talented.

Lemme see if I can find it.

One clip was him on Letterman showing pictures of a cedar-strip canoe that he made by hand. Truly amazing.

Nick Offerman.

Bourbon is a diss.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I had a Marvel-ous night, this week...

 

[thør]

Also, “civilian fuck monkey”.

Morale Officer.

 

[Que]

Nick Offerman.

Bourbon is a diss.

I should have known that. One of the many videos I watched on that rabbithole trek included a discussion of why he loves Lagavulin.

 

[Radiohead]

Definitely better than “stick a pin in it”.

Presentation is surely part of the process.