The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

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Thank the universe this no good, awful, really fucking sucky work week is over. I don't think I could have survived another hour.
 
Things I have discovered on crutches:

1. Closed doors are the enemy.
2. My work needs a closer bathroom.
3. People from Oregon are right to be upset about pumping gas.
4. Bathing while unable to put weight on one foot should be an Olympic sport.
5. There are some nice strangers who will stop and help you with 1 and 3. Be wary of strangers who offer to help with 4.
 
Things I have discovered on crutches:

1. Closed doors are the enemy.
2. My work needs a closer bathroom.
3. People from Oregon are right to be upset about pumping gas.
4. Bathing while unable to put weight on one foot should be an Olympic sport.
5. There are some nice strangers who will stop and help you with 1 and 3. Be wary of strangers who offer to help with 4.

Now is the time to get one of those little scooters that you kneel on. My wife was pretty speedy with one of those.
 
Now is the time to get one of those little scooters that you kneel on. My wife was pretty speedy with one of those.

This. They are a little spendy if your insurance doesn't cover it , but well worth it especially if you have to be off the leg for an extended period of time
 
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Things I have discovered on crutches:

1. Closed doors are the enemy.
2. My work needs a closer bathroom.
3. People from Oregon are right to be upset about pumping gas.
4. Bathing while unable to put weight on one foot should be an Olympic sport.
5. There are some nice strangers who will stop and help you with 1 and 3. Be wary of strangers who offer to help with 4.

you're probably already figuring some of this out but doors you go through backwards same idea was stairs.

Doctors don't know anything about crutches so unless you have them adjusted by a physical therapist probably try reducing the height of the crutches it's going to feel weird at first jamming into this your side but it's more comfortable. The top should dig into your sides and your hands should reach the handholds when your arms are fully extended in that position

Have you ever messed around with parallel bars? you're actually moving like that you're keeping your arms completely stiff and you're swinging your body weight on them like you were on parallel bars. the crutches digging into your side is just forming three points of contact in order to make that structure that your arms are forming.
 
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you're probably already figuring some of this out but doors you go through backwards same idea was stairs.

Doctors don't know anything about crutches so unless you have them adjusted by a physical therapist probably try reducing the height of the crutches it's going to feel weird at first jamming into this your side but it's more comfortable. The top should dig into your sides and your hands should reach the handholds when your arms are fully extended in that position

Have you ever messed around with parallel bars? you're actually moving like that you're keeping your arms completely stiff and you're swinging your body weight on them like you were on parallel bars. the crutches digging into your side is just forming three points of contact in order to make that structure that your arms are forming.

Thank goodness there are no stairs (or at least no more than one) for me. For work my problem was badging myself in and then getting the door open in time before locking myself out again. My elbows are tender from backing into doors. I probably should have just rested another day and the weekend. At least once the swelling goes down I can wear the oh so sexy boot. ;)
 
Thank goodness there are no stairs (or at least no more than one) for me. For work my problem was badging myself in and then getting the door open in time before locking myself out again. My elbows are tender from backing into doors. I probably should have just rested another day and the weekend. At least once the swelling goes down I can wear the oh so sexy boot. ;)

What did you do?:(
 
Taking the brothers Grimm to the vet tomorrow, for a weigh in and dental checkup. Everyone else is at work, so I'm going to have my hands full. Charles has a broken canine and some worn enamel from chewing on the bars of his cage... do they drill and fill for dogs? Or is it straight to extraction? I've never had a dog with bad teeth before.
 
Taking the brothers Grimm to the vet tomorrow, for a weigh in and dental checkup. Everyone else is at work, so I'm going to have my hands full. Charles has a broken canine and some worn enamel from chewing on the bars of his cage... do they drill and fill for dogs? Or is it straight to extraction? I've never had a dog with bad teeth before.

I am thinking an extraction.
 
I am thinking an extraction.

That's what I was thinking. It was broken when we got him, but it's since gone from white to a dark patch on the broken edge... Either it's died or it's got decay starting. :(

Edward has fantastic teeth, thankfully.
 
No matter how bad his voice, no matter how much others laugh, it's a special moment when your man gets up in a karaoke bar and sings "Let's Get It On" to you.
 
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