The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

[thør]

I know I do.

There's a guy for that.

 

[pointless]

it's no good without the song

 

[TwinkleStars]

There's a guy for that.

I'll fuck my dildo.

 

[Que]

One traffic light in 38 miles; they're working on it.

 

[Queefer]

One traffic light in 38 miles; they're working on it.

You'll just have to find your own corner to work, Connie.

 

[HarryHill]

That doesn’t qualify as cold weather.

..
No complaints here, last week was a cold one.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pointy shoes melt me!

 

[silver gurl]

I am old. Pointy shoes hurt. But I would take some Ruby Red slippers.

 

[HarryHill]

There's no place like home

 

[Aglaopheme]

Pointy shoes age me!

Yeah...

 

[spacekowboy]

If I only had a brain.... dee doop dee deedle de doo

 

[butters]

(Twat) I just learned it is Twhat instead of twhot

but what sounds like wot... but twat still rhymes with cat

All the little balls on my hair brush have fallen off.

better those than.... *zips lips*
time for a new hairbrush!

I’m happy to be married and our trip to Iceland was incredible. Hope you all are doing well.

CONGRATULATIONS!

 

[butters]

That doesn’t qualify as cold weather.

warm today after a 0F night a couple back that felt like a -4F. the big pond froze solid last week, a good 6" or deeper solid ice on top.


wow! used to using Celsius more often in the UK and just looked it up that's MINUS 20! that can't be right, surely

 

[Spins]

Come to Butthead

 

[adrina]

I'm a rebel. I said fuck it to cooking dinner, went to the grocery store without a bra and bought a scratch n sniff lottery ticket. It's a wild night here folks.

 

[phantom4533]

That brings back memories of scratch n sniff Hustler magazines.

 

[adrina]

That brings back memories of scratch n sniff Hustler magazines.

You probably "won" more from those.

I did not win - not even money back. Bastards.

 

[phantom4533]

I’m glad Mayhem is back.

 

[MelissaBaby]

You probably "won" more from those.

I did not win - not even money back. Bastards.

My grandmother calls buying her lottery tickets "Paying my dummy tax".

 

[adrina]

My grandmother calls buying her lottery tickets "Paying my dummy tax".

Well they got $3 out of me tonight. It's been a while though. I should have known.

 

[Wings]

Dinner was a success. Messy as hell but a success.

 

[Radiohead]

High of 44f today.

Think you mean 44c here.

 

[Radiohead]

I'm a rebel. I said fuck it to cooking dinner, went to the grocery store without a bra and bought a scratch n sniff lottery ticket. It's a wild night here folks.

There are scratch and sniff lottery tickets?

 

[Pookie]

I’m glad Mayhem is back.

Aww, shucks. Its good to be back.

 

[William_James]

I'm a rebel. I said fuck it to cooking dinner, went to the grocery store without a bra and bought a scratch n sniff lottery ticket. It's a wild night here folks.

Pics or it didn't happen.