Global Domination

Miles Long

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Ok this is admittedly a very thin connection to BDSM, but Risk is known as the game of strategic conquest and global domination so I'm going with it. Not the same kind of domination, obviously, but since this is the area of Lit I spend most of my time, I'm coming to you all for your suggestions.

This weekend I'm hosting a day of games for some friends, with the main event being a game of Risk. My question for all of you is this: do you have any fun and quirky house rules you like to play with? For example:



Fixed Cards - instead of progressive army totals, you always get 4 for infantry, 6 for cavalry, 8 for artillery, 10 for one of each.

Seinfeld Rule - when defending Ukraine, the player must say, "Ukraine is not weak!" If they forget to do this, they must take a shot.

Holy Land - whoever has the Middle East at the start of their turn gets one additional army, and they must place it on the Middle East.

The Parting Shot - whenever a player is eliminated, all remaining players must take a shot in honor of the vanquished foe.



As you can see from those examples, I'm looking for silly and simple house rules, not complicated alternative versions. (No thank you to nuclear war, etc.) Thanks in advance for your suggestions. And if you can't think of anything related to the thread topic, gifs of bouncing titties are always appreciated too. God bless, and roll sixes!
 
Just admit it, you're more interested in the bouncy tit gifs than Risk. :rolleyes:

You should have named the thread Globular Domination!
 
I love the game of RISK!

I have nothing to offer in terms of fun things to do, but I like your Ukraine and vanquished foe shots.
 
I prefer to play "Global Thermonuclear War"
 
Just admit it, you're more interested in the bouncy tit gifs than Risk. :rolleyes:

You should have named the thread Globular Domination!

I hope everyone is more interested in bouncy tits than a board game!

I love the game of RISK!

I have nothing to offer in terms of fun things to do, but I like your Ukraine and vanquished foe shots.

Come on over Saturday, and please bring a snack for the group.

I don't know Risk, but I do enjoy drinking games.

One of my favorite house rules is "Wee man". Basically, there's a wee, tiny man sitting on the rim of your glass. You have to remove him and set him down (gently now, he's fragile!!!) and then put him back before and after every drink. If you don't, take a shot.

A simple one is just to take a word you commonly would say during the game and make it not allowed. If you say it, take a shot.

You could pick a part of the game where if a person loses or does something wrong, they're made the "beer bitch" and needs to get everyone's drinks until the next person fuck's up.

If we do that we won't be able to finish the game!

I prefer to play "Global Thermonuclear War"

Sounds very... final. :D
 
So... how did it go?
Did you dominate the game?
Most of all, did you have a good time with your friends?
 
I developed many games.

Nobody is stupid enough to play them.

It's better that way.



(Stay tuned. I may eventually post my SEX WITH ALIENS game rules)
 
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