The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd like to say I was smart enough to learn from the saying, but I was not. Experience is, after all, the best teacher.

If it helps, it didn't work so smoothly by knowing it from the other side of the fence, either. And sometimes when I go out, I think that "young" part of the phrase should come with a disclaimer asterisk on the end!

 

[adrina]

If it helps, it didn't work so smoothly by knowing it from the other side of the fence, either. And sometimes when I go out, I think that "young" part of the phrase should come with a disclaimer asterisk on the end!

So I've realized. On both counts. Even if it did take this long to figure it out.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

So I've realized. On both counts. Even if it did take this long to figure it out.

Experience certainly tempers a lot of the past youthful bullshit, but...doesn't quite exactly tabula rasa it off the mental blackboard, when dealing with social sitches.

This past New Year's Eve partying, I saw a lot of high school-level hijinks going around at the spot and I swear the joint was at least 90% full of heads over thirty.

 

[Froya]

Huh. There really is a separate lane for "wash your crotch" GIFs.

What in the holy hell is happening there?

My conjuring kind of worked

Got your hands one something froyo-ish?

 

[Que]

What in the holy hell is happening there?




Got your hands one something froyo-ish?

A bidet. She is exercising the "front to back" cautionary hygenic technique.

 

[Froya]

A bidet. She is exercising the "front to back" cautionary hygenic technique.

If you say so. Looks more like she's practicing for the floor exercise.

 

[Spins]

Wow. Keith Jackson.

 

[Spins]

Also, considering how I bad mouth frozen yogurt not that long back one thing I'd be more careful.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have been looking for a way to clean some dark money.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Old, bold and pretty damn cold.

 

[PollDancer]

I'd like to say I was smart enough to learn from the saying, but I was not. Experience is, after all, the best teacher.

Forty years? You must have gallons of juicy stories to share with us!

 

[raindancer]

Bacon and pepper jelly! And no pants! And strong coffee!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Hot pepper jelly ? *mouth is burning, pleasantly*

 

[raindancer]

Oh yes. Homemade jalapeno pepper jelly.

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't scratch your junk!

 

[raindancer]

But, I like spicy junk.

 

[Saint Peter]

That is because you are a junk badass.

 

[raindancer]

I mean, I can wash my hands before, if you need me to do so.

 

[Saint Peter]

Save the soap and water for later.

 

[raindancer]

Yay! Two in the pink and one in the stink?!

 

[Saint Peter]

Two and two.

No need for any of the little piggies to feel left out.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Yay! Two in the pink and one in the stink?!

Sexy avatar.

 

[Spins]

Motivate

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Rose above 0F, this morning.

yay

 

[Aglaopheme]

Putting the bag of sugar in the canister defeats the whole purpose of having a canister.