Masturbation Myths

[Comealot]

I'm a newbie here so please be kind. If I've posted this in the wrong place, please let me know.

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I like reading, writing and listening to erotica. No, that's an understatement. I love it!

I love it so much, I started writing erotica scripts and begging women to read them. And that's when I got a rude awakening. There must be hundreds of guys like me writing scripts. The GWA library is full of them. And my scripts just didn't get the attention I felt they deserved. But that didn't stop me. I found a way to get my scripts recorded and even self published a few audiobooks.

I'm having fun, but not enough fun because I feel like I’m missing a connection with my audience. I like what I write but I’m afraid to get opinions from others because I did not want to take the chance they would crush my creative spirit with their "honest opinion". But today, for some strange reason, I'm feeling stronger. Not invincible, but a little courageous. So I'm sticking my head out to get a little glimpse of reality and I'm hoping it doesn't get bit off.

I'm working on my 6th book and I'm trying to do it right. I'm sharing the script with others and actually asking for feedback. The trouble is that it's a sensitive topic that no one wants to talk about it. It's taboo in most cultures.

I grew up catholic where we were taught the perils of wanking. It was a sin. The price to pay? Eternal damnation. I'm still trying to get over it.

What are your views on masturbation? How come nobody likes to talk about it?

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PS: from "Masturbation Myths-Dr. Teesha Morgan on youtube"

Masturbation is the ultimate form of safe sex. Benefits of masturbation: Masturbation resulting in orgasm carries with it a plethora of positive health benefits. It alleviates headaches. It decreases stress. It’s a sleep aid. It actually improves your immune functioning. And women that masturbate during their period can actually alleviate menstrual cramps.

 

[oggbashan]

Masturbation?

Non-Catholics are told:

It causes hair to grow on the palms of your hands.

It makes you go blind.

It turns you into a pre-Charles Atlas weakling who gets sand kicked in his face.

It means you can never have children...

And that's just the myths for men.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What are your views on masturbation? How come nobody likes to talk about it?

Hey, I'm all good with it, but there are some things you shouldn't be talking about while eating spaghetti carbonara in mixed company, methinks.

 

[yukonnights]

Masturbation?

Non-Catholics are told:

It causes hair to grow on the palms of your hands.

It makes you go blind.

It turns you into a pre-Charles Atlas weakling who gets sand kicked in his face.

It means you can never have children...

And that's just the myths for men.

And sadly, in my case it's all turned out to be true

 

[Comealot]

Masturbation?

Non-Catholics are told:

It causes hair to grow on the palms of your hands.

It makes you go blind.

It turns you into a pre-Charles Atlas weakling who gets sand kicked in his face.

It means you can never have children...

And that's just the myths for men.

OMG, is that why I'm getting so much hair on my hand? LOL

 

[Saint_Ann]

I'm a newbie here so please be kind. If I've posted this in the wrong place, please let me know.

==

I like reading, writing and listening to erotica. No, that's an understatement. I love it!

I love it so much, I started writing erotica scripts and begging women to read them. And that's when I got a rude awakening. There must be hundreds of guys like me writing scripts. The GWA library is full of them. And my scripts just didn't get the attention I felt they deserved. But that didn't stop me. I found a way to get my scripts recorded and even self published a few audiobooks.

I'm having fun, but not enough fun because I feel like I’m missing a connection with my audience. I like what I write but I’m afraid to get opinions from others because I did not want to take the chance they would crush my creative spirit with their "honest opinion". But today, for some strange reason, I'm feeling stronger. Not invincible, but a little courageous. So I'm sticking my head out to get a little glimpse of reality and I'm hoping it doesn't get bit off.

I'm working on my 6th book and I'm trying to do it right. I'm sharing the script with others and actually asking for feedback. The trouble is that it's a sensitive topic that no one wants to talk about it. It's taboo in most cultures.

I grew up catholic where we were taught the perils of wanking. It was a sin. The price to pay? Eternal damnation. I'm still trying to get over it.

What are your views on masturbation? How come nobody likes to talk about it?

==
PS: from "Masturbation Myths-Dr. Teesha Morgan on youtube"

Masturbation is the ultimate form of safe sex. Benefits of masturbation: Masturbation resulting in orgasm carries with it a plethora of positive health benefits. It alleviates headaches. It decreases stress. It’s a sleep aid. It actually improves your immune functioning. And women that masturbate during their period can actually alleviate menstrual cramps.

Always quote, people.

 

[Boxlicker101]

My favorite kind of PC is from women telling me how they get wet and play with their pussies, even using dildos, while reading stories I have written. I like the equivalent from men too, but those from aroused women are my favorites.

 

[Luk]

My favorite kind of PC is from women telling me how they get wet and play with their pussies, even using dildos, while reading stories I have written. I like the equivalent from men too, but those from aroused women are my favorites.

Those women telling you that also have penises.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101 View Post

My favorite kind of PC is from women telling me how they get wet and play with their pussies, even using dildos, while reading stories I have written. I like the equivalent from men too, but those from aroused women are my favorites.

Those women telling you that also have penises.

Most of them do not, but some are transgendered women who do have penises. Some of the others, who claim to be women, may actually be men, but I would have no way of knowing. However, some have provided me pics of themselves and, for the others, it makes no sense for a man to write an anon. PC claiming to be a woman who masturbates wile reading.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

I'm a newbie here so please be kind. If I've posted this in the wrong place, please let me know.

==

I like reading, writing and listening to erotica. No, that's an understatement. I love it!

I love it so much, I started writing erotica scripts and begging women to read them. And that's when I got a rude awakening. There must be hundreds of guys like me writing scripts. The GWA library is full of them. And my scripts just didn't get the attention I felt they deserved. But that didn't stop me. I found a way to get my scripts recorded and even self published a few audiobooks.

I'm having fun, but not enough fun because I feel like I’m missing a connection with my audience. I like what I write but I’m afraid to get opinions from others because I did not want to take the chance they would crush my creative spirit with their "honest opinion". But today, for some strange reason, I'm feeling stronger. Not invincible, but a little courageous. So I'm sticking my head out to get a little glimpse of reality and I'm hoping it doesn't get bit off.

I'm working on my 6th book and I'm trying to do it right. I'm sharing the script with others and actually asking for feedback. The trouble is that it's a sensitive topic that no one wants to talk about it. It's taboo in most cultures.

I grew up catholic where we were taught the perils of wanking. It was a sin. The price to pay? Eternal damnation. I'm still trying to get over it.

What are your views on masturbation? How come nobody likes to talk about it?

==
PS: from "Masturbation Myths-Dr. Teesha Morgan on youtube"

Masturbation is the ultimate form of safe sex. Benefits of masturbation: Masturbation resulting in orgasm carries with it a plethora of positive health benefits. It alleviates headaches. It decreases stress. It’s a sleep aid. It actually improves your immune functioning. And women that masturbate during their period can actually alleviate menstrual cramps.

You were told correctly, If you masturbate yourself you are going straight to hell. That is why you need me. I will take the burden of sin off you and make you cum in ways and places you can only dream of.

 

[MelissaBaby]

More than two million registered users and this guy just now got the name Comealot?

 

[RoryN]

More than two million registered users and this guy just now got the name Comealot?

^^^

This.

 

[Froya]

More than two million registered users and this guy just now got the name Comealot?

He very cleverly used the proper spelling. I think some men just forget that "cum" isn't the only option.

 

[Comealot]

Lucky me!

More than two million registered users and this guy just now got the name Comealot?

And I like to cum a lot! LOL

 

[Hypoxia]

THE MASTURBATION SONG - [tune: FUNICULI, FUNICULA]

Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good; I knew it would
Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so nice; I did it twice

O, you should have seen me on the short stroke
It felt so grand, I used my hand
O, you should have heard me on the long stroke
It felt so neat, I used my feet!

Smash it, bash it, slam it on the floor
Wrap it round the bedpost, cram it in the door
Now there are some who say that sexual intercourse is great
But for maximum satisfaction I prefer to masturbate
Hey!

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

And I like to cum a lot! LOL

Not as much as I need to feel your cock pulsating in me. Cum in me cum on me just cum a lot and cum often

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

What's gray and comes in quarts?

Me and an elephant. Separately.

 

[Jada59]

What's gray and comes in quarts?

Me and an elephant. Separately.

I remember the first time I heard that joke. I'm a rock hound. I thought they said quartz. I was like... I have one in jade!

 

[Jada59]

I didn't know that Catholics were told not to do this. That could explain a few things about some people I know.

Some people do talk about it but I think the prevailing notion is that if you are talking about it you're either pathetic and have no sex partner. Or you are just hotter than the hubs of Hades and you'll do anything for relief. Most people like to pretend that they just don't do it.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Masturbation?

Non-Catholics are told:

It causes hair to grow on the palms of your hands.

It makes you go blind.

It turns you into a pre-Charles Atlas weakling who gets sand kicked in his face.

It means you can never have children...

And that's just the myths for men.

When I was a kid, I was told that alot. I actually looked at my hands the 1st I was told that, then realized they were joking like most all the other myths associated w/masturbation.

Ironically, you don't hear the Non-Catholic myths as often. Men today, well over 18, actually do believe it all.

 

[Wordsworth]

I remember the first time I heard that joke. I'm a rock hound. I thought they said quartz. I was like... I have one in jade!

Gneiss!

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

I remember the first time I heard that joke. I'm a rock hound. I thought they said quartz. I was like... I have one in jade!

Heh. No insult intended, but people don't listen as they once did. More often than not, whenever people don't listen, it has to be explained. You may be void of needing such explanations.

I didn't know that Catholics were told not to do this. That could explain a few things about some people I know.

Some people do talk about it but I think the prevailing notion is that if you are talking about it you're either pathetic and have no sex partner. Or you are just hotter than the hubs of Hades and you'll do anything for relief. Most people like to pretend that they just don't do it.

You'll learn,as time goes on, Catholic hierarchy do change their own rules often. The either do it to suit 'man's' interpretation of whatever is called Christianity these days or they bend to the will of changing times instead of staying the course they set out on. I firmly believe this latest Pope sees through all of this.

A good read would be some theology books. Or compare catholic books from as recently as the 60s vs the ones today. I'm not talking about the Bible itself.

 

[Admiral_Ackbar]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101 View Post

My favorite kind of PC is from women telling me how they get wet and play with their pussies, even using dildos, while reading stories I have written. I like the equivalent from men too, but those from aroused women are my favorites.




Most of them do not, but some are transgendered women who do have penises. Some of the others, who claim to be women, may actually be men, but I would have no way of knowing. However, some have provided me pics of themselves and, for the others, it makes no sense for a man to write an anon. PC claiming to be a woman who masturbates wile reading.

Are you new to the internet? If you got a thousand "women" telling you that stuff, 1 might maybe actually be a woman. Maybe. I mean if you got lucky and a 500lb bed ridden shut in with an internet connection ran across a story.
Otherwise they're dudes.

 

[Jada59]

Heh. No insult intended, but people don't listen as they once did. More often than not, whenever people don't listen, it has to be explained. You may be void of needing such explanations.

Oh I "got" it sometime later and then laughed. It was just that the person who told me the joke was not the type who normally told dirty jokes or really any jokes at all.

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You'll learn,as time goes on, Catholic hierarchy do change their own rules often. The either do it to suit 'man's' interpretation of whatever is called Christianity these days or they bend to the will of changing times instead of staying the course they set out on. I firmly believe this latest Pope sees through all of this.

A good read would be some theology books. Or compare catholic books from as recently as the 60s vs the ones today. I'm not talking about the Bible itself.

Ack! Thanks but I'll pass. I march to my own drummer.

 

[Jada59]

Are you new to the internet? If you got a thousand "women" telling you that stuff, 1 might maybe actually be a woman. Maybe. I mean if you got lucky and a 500lb bed ridden shut in with an internet connection ran across a story.
Otherwise they're dudes.

I would have to agree with you there. I ran a chat room back when we had to go to a Dos prompt for a lot of things. Sooo many guys pretending to be women.