dolf
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Every group has one, right? The one who does or says stuff that's, if you think about it, not really on, but they're so beloved that everyone lets it slide.
So, Ape's group has... Marv.
Marv is one sexy SOB. Good face, piercing blue eyes, a body that demands exploration.
Marv is very laid back and personable. Slow to anger and quick to laugh.
Marv never has much cash, because Marv works bars, or casual manual labour, but that's not a big deal.
Marv is also perpetually single. This confused me. At first.
Marv is a... Well, I've seen him blag cigarettes off strangers, all night, with a BS line about trying to quit and the temptations of smelling smoke, but not wanting to buy a whole packet, just one will suffice. I was impressed by the gall of it, but it came so damn easy that it was clearly and oft used act.
And last night... Marv shows up to a small gathering with a beer in hand. Once empty, Marv accepts the host's gracious offer of another. Once empty, Marv accepts the host's gracious offer to help himself. After a couple of hours, Marv has another engagement. But, before leaving, Marv detours to the fridge, puts a further 3 beers in various pockets, and cracks another open.
The host's reaction, on relating this, was amusement. The entire room was *lol* "oh that Marv!" like he's a toddler sneaking an extra cookie.
Isn't Marv, despite being so lovely and likeable and goddamned sexy, just a bit of a scrounging, leeching cunt?
So, Ape's group has... Marv.
Marv is one sexy SOB. Good face, piercing blue eyes, a body that demands exploration.
Marv is very laid back and personable. Slow to anger and quick to laugh.
Marv never has much cash, because Marv works bars, or casual manual labour, but that's not a big deal.
Marv is also perpetually single. This confused me. At first.
Marv is a... Well, I've seen him blag cigarettes off strangers, all night, with a BS line about trying to quit and the temptations of smelling smoke, but not wanting to buy a whole packet, just one will suffice. I was impressed by the gall of it, but it came so damn easy that it was clearly and oft used act.
And last night... Marv shows up to a small gathering with a beer in hand. Once empty, Marv accepts the host's gracious offer of another. Once empty, Marv accepts the host's gracious offer to help himself. After a couple of hours, Marv has another engagement. But, before leaving, Marv detours to the fridge, puts a further 3 beers in various pockets, and cracks another open.
The host's reaction, on relating this, was amusement. The entire room was *lol* "oh that Marv!" like he's a toddler sneaking an extra cookie.
Isn't Marv, despite being so lovely and likeable and goddamned sexy, just a bit of a scrounging, leeching cunt?
