UK and Ireland perverts unite!

Fuck me when did that happen?? Do ya know you look away for five minutes and everything goes to pot!

I know.
I wouldn't mind but no-one has even offered polish my crown:devil:

All I did was point out we are close to 5000 posts.
Now I'm king and beige asked to create the new thread.:rolleyes:
 
I know.
I wouldn't mind but no-one has even offered polish my crown:devil:

Well don't look at me!

All I did was point out we are close to 5000 posts.
Now I'm king and beige asked to create the new thread.:rolleyes:

So,are you gonna step up?
And for the record don't be thinking I'm gonna start curtsying and stuff.
 
I know.
I wouldn't mind but no-one has even offered polish my crown:devil:

All I did was point out we are close to 5000 posts.
Now I'm king and beige asked to create the new thread.:rolleyes:

Careful, the crown needs to fit your head when we get to 5000! ;)
 
So,are you gonna step up?
And for the record don't be thinking I'm gonna start curtsying and stuff.

Careful, the crown needs to fit your head when we get to 5000! ;)

Don't worry, I'll make sure we have somewhere to play. I might also open it to the rest of the commonwealth!!;)

I'm not going to get big headed about all this, not unless I get too tight a cock ring.:eek:
 
Don't worry, I'll make sure we have somewhere to play. I might also open it to the rest of the commonwealth!!;)

I'm not going to get big headed about all this, not unless I get too tight a cock ring.:eek:

Good grief, tmi I reckon, what an image I didn’t want to be presented with.

Morning Angel, PB, and the blushing tingle 😘
 
Morning Sie, how’s the sw looking today? Plans and preps for NYE??
Have fun, at least the snow is melting up here now, might get the bike out later! 🚴*♀️
Weather-wise the SW is warmer than yesterday but that wind is bringing in a lot of sleet from over the Atlantic. Local forecast tells us
the winds are going to get much stronger but temperatures warmer during daytime, no freezing thank heavens. The NYE will be just a family
thing as usual really. Perhaps a few neighbours to kiss and handshake trying to impress us with their fireworks :D
Hope your NYE goes well, and that is to everyone else on this thread also :)


:kiss::rose:

 
Morning Lucy love, how are you lovely?
I do apologized for my way ward sibling. What can I say? I worry about him.

Good morning Yorkshire angel!! Am well enough, and doing a little diy sealing more draughts from the new build bit of the house, a rewarding job!

Don’t worry about PB, he’s well meaning and given he and I share a similar interest it would be wrong of me to take the piss... well, no more than usual anyway 😉😊
 
Good morning Yorkshire angel!! Am well enough, and doing a little diy sealing more draughts from the new build bit of the house, a rewarding job!

Don’t worry about PB, he’s well meaning and given he and I share a similar interest it would be wrong of me to take the piss... well, no more than usual anyway 😉😊

Yeah like Cagney and Lacy! I'm not going to ask who's wearing the lace?
 
OK seeing as we are nearly at 5000, how does.

"Perverts of the British Empire" sound?
That way our commonwealth cousins can post without feeling awkward??
 
OK seeing as we are nearly at 5000, how does.

"Perverts of the British Empire" sound?
That way our commonwealth cousins can post without feeling awkward??

Erm, not sure about the Empire but given we are not conquering the world right now and it’s a bit of an odd concept... sorry 😒

Having said that, I haven’t got anything better right now! 😉
 
Erm, not sure about the Empire but given we are not conquering the world right now and it’s a bit of an odd concept... sorry 😒

Having said that, I haven’t got anything better right now! 😉

Perverts of the British Commonwealth
 
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