A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[Saint_Ann]

You're going to need this:


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[adrina]

Same OCD psychosis.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Same OCD psychosis.

Are you referring to your Bert fixation. lol.

Wow. Someone's got it bad.

 

[richard_daily]

You can barely get your wife to have sex with you Bert. You should stick to brisket.

Someone would marry Bert?

 

[LiamAnthony]

Are you referring to your Bert fixation. lol.

Wow. Someone's got it bad.

A vivid imagination, that oldtimer/alt has.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Someone would marry Bert?

I know you.


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[Saint_Ann]

A vivid imagination, that oldtimer/alt has.

The digital age has ushered in the death of imagination, wouldn't you agree? I, on the other hand, am above it all.

 

[richard_daily]

I know you.


http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/f8/f8363eb514924b088600998e03f5b36a836f9b2a03014cf9a1284b9391b212a6.jpg

You do?

How did we meet?

 

[Saint_Ann]

You do?

How did we meet?

You don't remember smacking me?

 

[richard_daily]

You don't remember smacking me?

Nope. Refresh my memory.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Nope. Refresh my memory.

Have there been so many that you don't remember which one I might be? That just hurts.

 

[richard_daily]

Have there been so many that you don't remember which one I might be? That just hurts.

Well, not being into men, I don't think we'd ever have met in the way you're hoping.

Refresh my memory.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Well, not being into men, I don't think we'd ever have met in the way you're hoping.

Refresh my memory.

You keep "hammering home" that "I'm not into men" mantra. Are you certain?

 

[LiamAnthony]

The digital age has ushered in the death of imagination, wouldn't you agree? I, on the other hand, am above it all.

I agree, but in the case of these old fools I think it's fear.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I agree, but in the case of these old fools I think it's fear.

For some, protecting the Ego is ultimate.

 

[richard_daily]

Lots of protest from people claiming to be "brand new".

 

[Saint_Ann]

Lots of protest from people claiming to be "brand new".

Except, we're not the one's complaining, are we?

 

[richard_daily]

Except, we're not the one's complaining, are we?

You actually are.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You actually are.

Umm, no. Women should be beaten and not heard. RIght?

 

[richard_daily]

Umm, no. Women should be beaten and not heard. RIght?

You're not a woman, and no one is beating you.

You are however, complaining a hell of a lot, Bert.

We get it, you want attention. You're willing to go to great lengths to get it.

Did mommy not love you?

 

[Saint_Ann]

You're not a woman, and no one is beating you.

You are however, complaining a hell of a lot, Bert.

We get it, you want attention. You're willing to go to great lengths to get it.

Did mommy not love you?

That's rich. I was going to post what's next? Attack my mother?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1467098

 

[LiamAnthony]

For some, protecting the Ego is ultimate.

Oldtimers know they have huge post histories to search for nuggets when they try to bully newbies. They are afraid of that happening.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Oldtimers know they have huge post histories to search for nuggets when they try to bully newbies. They are afraid of that happening.

More often than not, that usually backfires.

 

[richard_daily]

Keep on whining in the free world.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Keep on whining in the free world.

That's going to be your defense? lol.