UK and Ireland perverts unite!

[angelofthenorth]

I'll bring the squirty cream for the coco, stoke the fire.

Just playing the "last post" for exhiled, keep fighting brother

standing to attention and saluting.....pulling the net curtains down to half mast

 

[iLackBrainCells]

yes thanks hun x I had a nice Christmas day, no falling out, no arguing, just me, my Figaro my movies ......peace

I'm glad to hear it.

Just playing the "last post" for exhiled, keep fighting brother

To be fair, he won't need the Last Post if we get him the following things...

• Hookers
• Drugs...(Lemsip and Night Nurse)
• Porn
• A kilo of chocolate.

I should be a doctor. *nods*

 

[angelofthenorth]

I'm glad to hear it.



To be fair, he won't need the Last Post if we get him the following things...

• Hookers
• Drugs...(Lemsip and Night Nurse)
• Porn
• A kilo of chocolate.

I should be a doctor. *nods*

you are such a sage.... you know your onions

 

[iLackBrainCells]

you are such a sage.... you know your onions

*Nods.*

I've been on the brink of death many times and a quick drug-fuelled, soapy massage from a hooker has greater medicinal properties than an intensive care unit.

 

[Pantyboy74]

of course you can darlin....if you wear what you're sporting on ya av...I'd pay good money to see that

Hmmm, selling photos.....

I hope he still has the 6 pack to go with it then!!

Morning Angel, PB, off to a flying start again!! X

Morning Lucy, im losing weight so quickly I wont be long til I can get that figure back.

you are such a sage.... you know your onions

Hmmm stuffing.

 

[angelofthenorth]

*Nods.*

I've been on the brink of death many times and a quick drug-fuelled, soapy massage from a hooker has greater medicinal properties than an intensive care unit.

I'll remember that. Should i ever need to pass that information on

 

[angelofthenorth]

Right kids, as fun as sitting here chatting with you reprobates is, I need to get washed and dressed. Places to go people to see.

Be good xx

 

[Pantyboy74]

Right kids, as fun as sitting here chatting with you reprobates is, I need to get washed and dressed. Places to go people to see.

Be good xx

Catch you later sis.

 

[paul71uk]

new here

just been wandering around the site looking for a suitable place to call home.....i saw the word perverts and the search is over lol!

 

[Tallulah82]

just been wandering around the site looking for a suitable place to call home.....i saw the word perverts and the search is over lol!

Good morning Wankers, and hello to the newbie!

Hope your holidays are going well, and that your panettone isn't stale yet

 

[Pantyboy74]

Good morning Wankers, and hello to the newbie!

Hope your holidays are going well, and that your panettone isn't stale yet

Hi tal.

Its not been as bad as I expected.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi tal.

Its not been as bad as I expected.

Glad to hear it!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Glad to hear it!

Hows the extended family???
Also how are mother and baby doing?

 

[LucyCanyon]

Good morning Wankers, and hello to the newbie!

Hope your holidays are going well, and that your panettone isn't stale yet

Tony had nothing to do with my pans, the dinner was all my own work!

Hi Tal, PB, all, a lovely clear day so time for an afternoon walk before I throw the bike out of the window... I just cannot shift a particular nut and bolt and without it I cannot change the knackered mudguard and it’s driving me bananas!!

Rant over... *

 

[Tallulah82]

Hows the extended family???
Also how are mother and baby doing?

Extended family? Pfft. Husband and I have agreed that we're ready to piss everyone off in 2018. No longer doing stuff just to keep others happy. Going to be fun!

Mother and baby are good. She's finding out the gender next week, so that will make prep a lot easier.

 

[Tallulah82]

Tony had nothing to do with my pans, the dinner was all my own work!

Hi Tal, PB, all, a lovely clear day so time for an afternoon walk before I throw the bike out of the window... I just cannot shift a particular nut and bolt and without it I cannot change the knackered mudguard and it’s driving me bananas!!

Rant over... *

Ah, if only you had a magic wand to wave over your nuts, eh?

And on that note, I'm disappearing for a spot of late lunch!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Tony had nothing to do with my pans, the dinner was all my own work!

Hi Tal, PB, all, a lovely clear day so time for an afternoon walk before I throw the bike out of the window... I just cannot shift a particular nut and bolt and without it I cannot change the knackered mudguard and it’s driving me bananas!!

Rant over... *

WD 40
Or
White vinegar. That'll release your nut

 

[CFMB_fan]

Good morning all

The weather seems 'fun' this morning.

Went to bed last night with quite a severe frost in North London, but woke up to rain and at times possibly sleet.

Very wet out there, may go to the gym rather than pound the park!!

 

[Sienna]

Good morning and happy crimbo limbo

 

[LucyCanyon]

Good morning all

The weather seems 'fun' this morning.

Went to bed last night with quite a severe frost in North London, but woke up to rain and at times possibly sleet.

Very wet out there, may go to the gym rather than pound the park!!

Morning CM, it’s light snow for me and a covering even settling in the country roads outside. Just lit the fire from last nights embers

Good morning and happy crimbo limbo

Morening Sie, crimbo limbo is a suitable term indeed, trust you are tucked up warm today

 

[Pantyboy74]

Good Morning Britain.

Thar be snow ere. And its still snowin

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Well, I was staying in the leafy Essex countryside for another couple of days but the trains are running OK so I'm outta here while the weather allows it.

Not that it won't allow it later, but you never know.

 

[ArabianNights]

Morning fellow perverts, hope your all well and in the warm.

 

[tinglebliss]

Morning everyone -it' s raining here and I need to go out.

*might wait for rain to stop, another cup of tea maybe*

 

[ArabianNights]

Tea, the man said Tea. Yes please