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An Important Reminder During This Holiday Season

*muses* where can i get an elf

you know, just to keep handy for those egg noggy kinda days
i could keep him in the cupboard under the stairs
 
Another announcement:

Remember that getting drunk leads to a hangover and vows of 'Never Again!'.

Enjoy the festive drinking but be slightly more sensible than last year, or the year before, or the year before that...

Fuck it!

Enjoy yourself! :nana::nana::nana:

If you see dancing bananas? I warned you. :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwJfXgTO7J4
 
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spacekowboy said:
I skipped the nog and went straight to the rum.
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Quadruple espresso. Tablespoon of cocoa; sweetener; dash of orange extract. In a large mug. Topped with rum, edged with whipped cream.

That's the first cup of my speedball elixir. The second cup skips the coffee and additives. You already guessed that. And when you finish the whipped cream, be sure to chuff the propellant.
 
I used to make these things called 'Haystacks'. They're melted chocolate with Chinese chop suey noodles and peanuts mixed in, then dropped by spoonfuls onto a cookie sheet to cool. They could effectively be described as Elf Poop or Reindeer droppings.
 
Embedding an image so that is it visible is not 'posting a link'

As someone who claims to be on the board of a charity, you should be familiar with such details in wording.
 
Embedding is not uploading. Hundreds of other threads have explicit images embedded. Why are you not rattling your saber in them?


But by all means, continue the cat fight. Especially if clothes come off.
 
jaF0 said:
Embedding an image so that is it visible is not 'posting a link'

As someone who claims to be on the board of a charity, you should be familiar with such details in wording.
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Okie dokie, darling.

Point to me where it mentions embedding images in the forum rules. I would say report me, but I don’t want to waste anyone’s time. I think you can figure this out all by yourself!
 
spacekowboy said:
Embedding is not uploading. Hundreds of other threads have explicit images embedded. Why are you not rattling your saber in them?


But by all means, continue the cat fight. Especially if clothes come off.
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That’s a man. Although, in this instance, I use that term losely.
 
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