Dark Nights and Hot Conversations

[MattWolf]

The nights (at least in my particular corner of the northern hemisphere) are getting darker and colder. Let's make our own light, warmth and entertainment.

You are female, frisky, flirty, fun, fffffffabulous in bed....

I'm male 42, English. And according to my biography: Frisky, flirty, serious, calm, dirty, blue eyed, gentlemanly, demanding, considerate, tall. Apart from the blue eyed and tall that is all pretty subjective however, might not be your particular kind of crumpet at all.

Only one way to find out: drop me a line.

 

[Wkd_Macey]

The nights (at least in my particular corner of the northern hemisphere) are getting darker and colder. Let's make our own light, warmth and entertainment.

You are female, frisky, flirty, fun, fffffffabulous in bed....

I'm male 42, English. And according to my biography: Frisky, flirty, serious, calm, dirty, blue eyed, gentlemanly, demanding, considerate, tall. Apart from the blue eyed and tall that is all pretty subjective however, might not be your particular kind of crumpet at all.

Only one way to find out: drop me a line.

I'm told I'm all the things you said - but only by my girlfriends
(don't have boyfriends so I wouldn't know about that)

Shouild I try to find out?

 

[MattWolf]

I'm told I'm all the things you said - but only by my girlfriends
(don't have boyfriends so I wouldn't know about that)

Shouild I try to find out?

I imagine your girlfriends are pretty reliable sources!

(So unless you are curious about whether boys view you differently or would simply like a change of scene I'm not sure it is strictly necessary...)

 

[MattWolf]

Good evening.

 

[MattWolf]

Would anybody like to chat?

 

[MattWolf]

sleeplessnessness

 

[MattWolf]

A shameful, shameless self-promotional bump. I'm great me, say hi!

 

[MattWolf]

Bump.

 

[MattWolf]

A seasonal bump for myself. Anybody want to join me under the virtual mistletoe?

 

[MattWolf]

Bump.

 

[pregfet2009]

Can I join you?

 

[angela40]

Re: Hi from Angela

How crumpety are you. I am in your time zone. 43 is the age, married several times, am bi. Freelance writer and editor. Enough about me.

 

[MattWolf]

How crumpety are you. I am in your time zone. 43 is the age, married several times, am bi. Freelance writer and editor. Enough about me.

I'm very crumpety. Warm and covered in runny honey.

He pauses and wonders if that sound enticing or not when applied to men and not bread-like products....?

 

[lonelycollegegirl]

I'm very crumpety. Warm and covered in runny honey.

He pauses and wonders if that sound enticing or not when applied to men and not bread-like products....?

I think honey sounds enticing wherever you can find it

 

[MattWolf]

I think honey sounds enticing wherever you can find it

That is like a challenge... where is it not enticing to find honey?

Hair?
Beards?
Armpits?
Between the toes?

 

[lonelycollegegirl]

That is like a challenge... where is it not enticing to find honey?

Hair?
Beards?
Armpits?
Between the toes?

Ha ha. Well then, I stand corrected. None of those sound at all enticing.

 

[MattWolf]

Ha ha. Well then, I stand corrected. None of those sound at all enticing.

The ability to change one's mind is a fine characteristic, that very people have online.

How about 4 places where you would find honey enticing...

 

[lonelycollegegirl]

The ability to change one's mind is a fine characteristic, that very people have online.

How about 4 places where you would find honey enticing...

Hmmm. Neck, lower back, thighs..... I'm sure there's somewhere else I just can't quite put my finger on

 

[MattWolf]

Hmmm. Neck, lower back, thighs..... I'm sure there's somewhere else I just can't quite put my finger on

Toast? Porridge? Honey and Banana Muffins?

 

[lonelycollegegirl]

Toast? Porridge? Honey and Banana Muffins?

Toast! Of course. How could I have forgotten?

 

[MattWolf]

Toast! Of course. How could I have forgotten?

That's the thing about toast. Everybody forgets it, poor thing.

 

[MattWolf]

It would seem that butter related banter only gets a man so far.

 

[MattWolf]

I'm feeling poorly and for some reason think that the world should know.