Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[scotluvsoral]

happy saturday. I now dubbed it some random shit from my phone saturday. so todays randomly selected image

http://i.imgur.com/iRyffZXm.jpg

also, a few people have inquired what I sound like. There may be some ivrs out there that you can hear me saying press one for english, para espanol marque el dos, but who knows. If I try to sound sexy or say pervy shit, it will just sound cheesy and fake. So I just found a video on my phone that was fittingly silly and dorkalicious, turned it to wav and removed the other person. This is me. https://www.***********/s/ugbxceg7dm8wrlz/spank.wav?dl=0

Found myself laughing during the whole clip...you have a great laugh! BTW, you are stunning!!

 

[Todger65]

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

Yes two pairs of hands would make that easier

 

[DrRickMarshall]

Love your curves!

 

[kdunn762012]

Damn. The thoughts that spring to mind.

 

[4252doc]

Ty



So did you figure it out before you were making out with him.



Thank you.



Eh face looks better from above, tits from slightly below, legs from head on, ass from slightly below. The struggle is real.



Ty



Yeah, I give him so much ammo on a daily basis it is hard to pick.




Lol



Haha. Maybe someday I will wear the body fishnet thing. I am very heavily shaved with a landing strip above. I can't bring myself to be totally hairless as it looks weird, but having the important areas hairless increases the odds of a man's face between my thighs, and well I always want to increase those odds.

I have been trying catch up by reading all of the past posts and then responding, but... This post, as well as your beauty, really got to me. I love having my face between a woman’s thighs. Probably one of my most favorite activities. Especially when all the hip rolling and bucking start! Thank you for your thread.

 

[4252doc]

Fantastic! I love how open and pervy you are!

 

[VancouverGuy2]

your inobx is, (unsurprisingly) full

I'd love to chat with you, but ........

 

[VancouverGuy2]

I'd love to chat

but your inbox is full. I'm not surprised at that, but pouting...

 

[JDredd711]

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

Wow, you are so hawt. How big is the dildo? Just trying to get a reference to get a feel for the size of those babies. Mmm, I said "feel", lol.

 

[danno99]

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

Holy fuck!!!!!

 

[hotcpu]

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

WOW!! We definitely need to find that out of the way late night server rebuild together and have some fun!! Damn Sexy Young Lady!

 

[Mrzedd]

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

Those tits are something else. They are gorgeous!!

 

[kindlykinky]

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

Massive breast perv checking in. Love the gif! Love Your breasts! What has Monday got in store for You?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The pie chart seems like a way to increase the happy fun of happy fun time. I don't see an issue with this, other than that it is unnecessarily restrictive- there are other things I could suck as well

lol, valid point

Cue the stampede of large handed admirers....

haha, yeah my mailbox feels it.

You are unbelievably sexy.

thanks

you do have unbelievable big tits, and they look great.
I do not think you need bigger hands, I think you need an extra pair
of hands,,,,,,,like my hands would be great........LOL

thanks, and lol

I am now very envious of that toy!

haha

LOL That must have been sooooo embarassing!!

not really, I do screwed up things all the time, so maybe I am just used to it

I think I love Friday now!!

you should always love fridays anyway

I am in LUST!!!

thank you

Found myself laughing during the whole clip...you have a great laugh! BTW, you are stunning!!

yes, hanging with me is one big comedy

Yes two pairs of hands would make that easier

yeah, i guess that is the solution

Love your curves!

thank you.

Damn. The thoughts that spring to mind.

I have been trying catch up by reading all of the past posts and then responding, but... This post, as well as your beauty, really got to me. I love having my face between a woman’s thighs. Probably one of my most favorite activities. Especially when all the hip rolling and bucking start! Thank you for your thread.

thanks. yeah that is a good feature in a man

Fantastic! I love how open and pervy you are!

lol, yeah I am fun like that, pervs unite. haha

I'd love to chat with you, but ........

but your inbox is full. I'm not surprised at that, but pouting...

yeah my inbox is pretty much a lost cause. thought it would get better once the capacity increased, really it just got tougher.

Wow, you are so hawt. How big is the dildo? Just trying to get a reference to get a feel for the size of those babies. Mmm, I said "feel", lol.

thank you. 9 or 10inches haha

Holy fuck!!!!!

idk, my tits get that a lot

WOW!! We definitely need to find that out of the way late night server rebuild together and have some fun!! Damn Sexy Young Lady!

thank you

Those tits are something else. They are gorgeous!!

thank you

 

[deltha]

So happy to have found this thread
You are amazing

 

[JDredd711]

Wow, 9 or 10 inches. Is that hubby's size or is that your favorite fantasy size? I can give you 12 inches and make it hurt, but I'd have to give it to you twice and hit you with a brick. Sorry lol, old joke.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Massive breast perv checking in. Love the gif! Love Your breasts! What has Monday got in store for You?

lol, and ty. work work work, then domestic shit, help my kid decide what presents to give to what teachers, get kid to bed, wrap shit with wine while playing the wrapping game with vodka.

So happy to have found this thread
You are amazing

thank you

Wow, 9 or 10 inches. Is that hubby's size or is that your favorite fantasy size? I can give you 12 inches and make it hurt, but I'd have to give it to you twice and hit you with a brick. Sorry lol, old joke.

hubby is pretty big, but not quite that big. honestly, I didn't pick this. See it's like this, I have always had a hobby to entertain myself during down time. 10 years ago, it was gaming, then hacking games, then game hacking blogs, tools, etc. Well, got pregnant and quit, because by that time, my hobby had become a 2nd full time job and wasn't even fun anymore. So I signed on to some mom groups out of boredom, well started posting about shopping and baby deals I saw, then reviewing some of the more interesting items (with laughs, snark , and sarcasm of course), more moms starting commenting and chatting on my posts, manufacturers and vendors started to notice. At first, it was just like Mattel, Step2, sending me things, then women's clothing, then food delivery and kitchen then anything from housewares to makeup to adult toys, basically if it was marketed towards women, I might get an email or package. That is where this came from. One vendor actually sent me like 5 of 4 different toys to give out if I wanted to. I kept 2 of each, gave away a couple, though not always as intended (it is possible that if a guy is being a real douche at work, he may end up with a fancy new vibrator left on his desk with an anonymous note saying "go fuck yourself") Anyway, spending less time on that as recent, because it again got all consuming and not quite as much fun.

 

[JDredd711]

Just when I think you can't get any cooler or funnier, you post something like that and I'm blown away all over again. So, is there anything you're not great at, other than pole dancing? Lol

 

[Doctor Joe]

happy saturday. I now dubbed it some random shit from my phone saturday. so todays randomly selected image

http://i.imgur.com/iRyffZXm.jpg

also, a few people have inquired what I sound like. There may be some ivrs out there that you can hear me saying press one for english, para espanol marque el dos, but who knows. If I try to sound sexy or say pervy shit, it will just sound cheesy and fake. So I just found a video on my phone that was fittingly silly and dorkalicious, turned it to wav and removed the other person. This is me. https://www.***********/s/ugbxceg7dm8wrlz/spank.wav?dl=0

Very dorky, very fun, always sexy and curvy...what's in store for the week before Christmas?

 

[Doctor Joe]

http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv
Another toy appears from the box......and is given a good workover! I'm sure you know all of your male followers want to substitute their own cock in place of the fine dildo you have there! What a cummy mess that would be, but lovely breasts to cover in cum!

 

[kdunn762012]

Those breasts were made for cum, agreed. My eyes tend to drift between them and that lovely smile in a previous pic. So f'n hot.

 

[EndlessNameless]

what retro games is the important question

E.T. on Atari. Oh yeah, I'm that hardcore. When I'm kicking back and relaxing, it's Super Metroid Kaizo.

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

holyfuckingshitthatishot.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

If this blog isn’t entertaining, I don’t know what entertainment really is! Great banter. Charismatic hostess.

Oh...and the pics.
The pics...

 

[OSUGrad]

never look at Target the same way. I do wear glasses when not wearing contacts, and yes dark rimmed are one of the pairs I wear.

Hahaha. I learned a long time ago to never underestimate anything about Target. I can really appreciate a woman who looks great in a pair of glasses. Toss in the colored hair and someone who can back up or maintain my SQL servers.......

 

[danno99]

Good morning !!!!