The China Pearl Inn part 7

[cgraven]

Sorry CG I owe you an apology. That was my own silly fault for not reading the story tags first. lol.

For the record I was liking your writing style. I'm just not really down with Non- con (incest either for that matter). Not my cup of tea.

Sorry,

Uggg

I never could get into incest either Uggg.

 

[Uggg]

I never could get into incest either Uggg.

Lol that would be a funny line to take out of context and just drop randomly into conversation some time.

Shopping:

"hi can you check the price on this for me please, I couldn't read the tag... oh by the way I never could get into incest"

Dinner:

"Timothy if you don't stop talking with your mouth full you can finish your dinner in your room. how was your day dear? I never could get into incest."

Getting pulled over by the polizia:

"Really officer? Three months over due you say! I'll get right onto sorting that out. Don't suppose you could let me off with a warning this time? I never could get into incest."

Yup, a good conversation killer right there

Uggg

 

[cgraven]

I see you have a wit Ugg. Well done.

 

[Uggg]

I see you have a wit Ugg. Well done.

Uggg:

Spelled: U G G G (The third G is silent the fourth G is invisible)

Pronounced: You - Knee - Corn

Ugg:

spelled: U G G

Prounounced: Turd

Please don't 'Ugg' me, I don't deserve it.

Uggg

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Uggg:

Spelled: U G G G (The third G is silent the fourth G is invisible)

Pronounced: You - Knee - Corn

Ugg:

spelled: U G G

Prounounced: Turd

Please don't 'Ugg' me, I don't deserve it.

Uggg

Listen here you little Ugg, I don't talk with my mouth full .
Half full maybe.

 

[cgraven]

Evening Raven. How is it going this evening. We will be dipping down in to the minus degrees tonight,

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Evening Raven. How is it going this evening. We will be dipping down in to the minus degrees tonight,

Middle to lower 20s°f here tonight. I'm doing pretty well. The wind is the worst part of my day and I only had an hour worth of drive time in it so I'll live. I heard you went skiing today, good for you.
I remember our talks about it from before and how much you need skis under you a few times a year.

 

[Uggg]

Listen here you little Ugg, I don't talk with my mouth full .
Half full maybe.

*Bares his teeth at the cheeky ware raven! It's not a smile!*

I'm gonna let that one slide, coz I like you (and you know where the nice blankets are kept). You get one! That's it.

And before you ask whether that's a challenge think about the consequences of winning if it was!

*O.k so now its a smile (Uggg's never stay grumpy for long)*

Anyone know where the gins gone?

*Points to the empty spot on the shelf*

Ugg-g-

 

[cgraven]

We have Bombay Gin, as well as a couple of Dutch and English Gins.

Of course there are classic Martinis stirred not shaken, French Martinis, as well as a selection of highballs Uggg.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

*Bares his teeth at the cheeky ware raven! It's not a smile!*

I'm gonna let that one slide, coz I like you (and you know where the nice blankets are kept). You get one! That's it.

And before you ask whether that's a challenge think about the consequences of winning if it was!

*O.k so now its a smile (Uggg's never stay grumpy for long)*

Anyone know where the gins gone?

*Points to the empty spot on the shelf*

Ugg-g-

One of these days I may have to show you guys my human face. Then you might understand why I only use the bird face in public (blaha). Side note birds don't have retractable lips to speek of so we always show our beaks(teeth)

Thank you for the polite warning Uggg I will refrain from that brand of slander in the future.

Slides a fresh gin and tonic down the bar to Uggg.

Besides nice blankets I cook and mix drinks from time to time.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Personally I never cared for gin. Just not my thing I guess.
I'll take a Fuzzy Nut with a Screw any day.

 

[Uggg]

We have Bombay Gin, as well as a couple of Dutch and English Gins.

Of course there are classic Martinis stirred not shaken, French Martinis, as well as a selection of highballs Uggg.

What is a highballs?

 

[Uggg]

Personally I never cared for gin. Just not my thing I guess.
I'll take a Fuzzy Nut with a Screw any day.

G&T is very much a sun shine drink. I wouldn't drink a G&T somewhere cold.

I also drink cocktails: Maitai, penacolada etc (scuze spelling)

I can make a really nice mulled wine, in a crock pot, which is a good winter drink.

Uggg

 

[cgraven]

What is a highballs?

A highball is any liquor and any soda.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

I live in the tropics. G&T is very much a sun shine drink. I wouldn't drink a G&T somewhere cold.

I also drink cocktails: Maitai, penacolada etc (scuze spelling)

I can make a really nice mulled wine, in a crock pot, which is a good winter drink.

Uggg

I never worry about other people's spelling mine is pretty bad.
And mixed drinks
Fuzzy= peach schnapps or peach brandy
Nut= Amaretto, preferably Disaronno
with a
Screw= vodka and orange juice

It tastes like a "girly drink" (no offense intended to any of the ladies here)
but with a 56 proof shot, two 60 proof shots, and two 80 proof shots it can sneek up on a person.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

On a side note, because my brain is going like a pinball machine.
Any white meat cooks well in a good peach wine or schnapps.

 

[Raven_Timothy]

I'm cooking chops(no wine, just a little season all and Grill Mates Chipotle & roast garlic)
A little grilled chicken & sausage gumbo on a bed of mostaccioli pasta.

 

[Uggg]

..............................................

 

[BritSal]

Just a flying visit. CG, I've PMd you a report received today.

 

[cgraven]

Got it thanks Sal.

A hug and a toe curling kiss for the stunning young trooper

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Just a flying visit. CG, I've PMd you a report received today.

 

[cgraven]

Raven Sal is a very attractive and talented young lady that I have the utmost respect for.

 

[Uggg]

Been a very busy day today. I feel brain weary. My eyes ache. Can't wait for that swim! One hour to go.

There is something funny about the moment you first plunge into water. It's right when it comes up over your head. Its kind like that feeling you get when your sky diving and you take that last step out the plane door.

There is a moment of absolute confusion as you brain has to absorb this new overwhelming reality. It's like a mental reset button- does wonders.

I need that today.

Uggg

 

[cgraven]

Uggg I have always found it to be a seamless transition as I move from the world above water to the world beneath the surface. When swimming I spend most of my time underwater only surfacing for a breath of air.

 

[sharingfantasies]

Uh uh..nope, no way... this face does not go under water. I discovered in Hawaii that I could sit in the boat and look over the side and see lots of pretty fish. No face in the water necessary.