A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[gotsnowgotslush]

annarh popped up.

OK, I will venture to take a wild guess.

it's Eeyore!

 

[Unabatable]

OK, I will venture to take a totally dumbass guess.

Now you're right. Yw.

 

[Unabatable]

I mock busybody for being in the closet, and for being a hypocrite who posts anti-gay sentiments day in and day out.

Does that clear it up for you?

Sure...

So, then, you're saying you get off flirting with sticky[guy] because you're not a hypocrite like you mock for being.

Ok. Got it. Sorry for getting all uppity about it.

Just wondering: does it make you tingle when he tells you how little his willie is? Is it better phone sex than you've ever had with a real gal? Do you get off more than even right after you get done punching dolf in the mouth in public?

Or, am I getting too personal again?

 

[richard_daily]

annarh popped up.

OK, I will venture to take a wild guess.

it's Eeyore!

I'd investigate, but no one cares about Eeyore enough to keep up with his alts.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd investigate, but no one cares about Eeyore enough to keep up with his alts.

Unfortunately for Flameout Boy, looks like someone abated Unabatable.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/89f73abceef0f9283ab72d9aefe2f432/tumblr_mkfq4mvnzm1qgf1i8o1_500.gif

 

[richard_daily]

Unfortunately for Flameout Boy, looks like someone abated Unabatable.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/89f73abceef0f9283ab72d9aefe2f432/tumblr_mkfq4mvnzm1qgf1i8o1_500.gif

Another wannabe bites the dust.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Lancecastor

Last post, 10-17-2017

King Ogg gave him a thread.


grandpa dinosaur arrived this week.

Maybe, Ish would know!

 

[richard_daily]

Lancecastor

Last post, 10-17-2017

King Ogg gave him a thread.


grandpa dinosaur arrived this week.

Maybe, Ish would know!

He can ask one of his hacker friends.

 

[Emerson40]

I noticed that out of all the controversial posts out there -permabanned, stalkers, predators- Management only nuke anything Hashtag-esque. Very odd.

They must feel insecure that Hashtag keeps turning the mirror on them.
I can think of no other reason for doing that, given that they put 'loves spam' under the other permabanned, and they also keep the posts made by the forum predators and stalkers.


ETA
So they allow women to be harassed and stalked with sexually inappropriate and offensive messages for years, with the mob-like encouragement of other posters.
Yet they seize the opportunity to get rid of them, the moment those women become distressed and lose their cool and say bannable things.

So imoral. Get rid of the pain in the ass, instead of addressing some more serious issues specific to a porn board.

https://digitalmikeajw.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/hashtag-fail-v11.jpg


Dude, you are just embarrassing yourself now, and clearly dealing with some mental challenges you are ill equipped to handle on your own.

Seriously, seek some quality professional help. Therapy, meds, internet shut-off... the works.

Merry Christmas big guy. Get well.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Hashtag, you've been reported again. Stop stalking Emerson.

 

[Saint Peter]

He can ask one of his hacker friends.

!!

 

[Queefer]

I see the creepy paki is stalking Emerson again. At least he's not writing his name on his body again.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Nothing new here. It's like an Edgar Rice Burroughs' novel.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/The_Land_That_Time_Forgot2.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

There are a number of December 2017 'virgins' who are obviously not new to Literotica.

Whose alt are you?

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Nothing new here. It's like an Edgar Rice Burroughs' novel.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/The_Land_That_Time_Forgot2.jpg

You should get laid.

 

[Saint_Ann]

There are a number of December 2017 'virgins' who are obviously not new to Literotica.

Whose alt are you?

Me?

No Doubt - Just A Girl

 

[richard_daily]

Me?

No Doubt - Just A Girl

Unlikely.

 

[adrina]

There are a number of December 2017 'virgins' who are obviously not new to Literotica.

Whose alt are you?

It's Bert. Same as last time.

 

[richard_daily]

It's Bert. Same as last time.

Can we get a quorum to make it official? Smells a little like AJ to me.

 

[Radiohead]

It's Bert. Same as last time.

Evil Bert?

 

[adrina]

Can we get a quorum to make it official? Smells a little like AJ to me.

You may recall Bert's female alter ego that was active about the time I joined Lit, Miss Ann (aka mAnn), who disappeared right before Bert reappeared. Now we have him elevating his new female alter ego to sainthood. With of course, Bert disappearing. And, lest we forget ms_ann_thrope.

If it walks like a Bert, talks like a Bert and quacks like a Bert...

Evil Bert?

He's not that cute, charming or clever.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You may recall Bert's female alter ego that was active about the time I joined Lit, Miss Ann (aka mAnn), who disappeared right before Bert reappeared. Now we have him elevating his new female alter ego to sainthood. With of course, Bert disappearing. And, lest we forget ms_ann_thrope.

If it walks like a Bert, talks like a Bert and quacks like a Bert...

He's not that cute, charming or clever.

Wow. Someone must have got jilted by someone named Bert.

 

[adrina]

Wow. Someone must have got jilted by someone named Bert.

You can barely get your wife to have sex with you Bert. You should stick to brisket.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You can barely get your wife to have sex with you Bert. You should stick to brisket.

Does Bert know you're stalking him? What did he do? Turn you down?

 

[Saint_Ann]

He's not that cute, charming or clever
.

Points given for trying to rectify your mistake, n00b
but you only keep making things worse.[/QUOTE]

It's a resurrection miracle!