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I'm not gonna lie, there's a lot less muscle and a lot more tity there than I'd like, but such is life sometimes. Yay for desk jobs
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I don't have that problem yet... but I do have more belly than I would like.
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Normally after a PT test i like to tell the kids who are half my age and that I just out did, that round is a shape so I'm in shape. I'm not that far out of military form but then never really like hearing it.
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Lol! Glad? are you saying you don't look like your avatar? The lovely smooth chest, all muscly and lean, the intense gaze, the long blond hair and pointy ears?
I shall have to revise my mental picture.
*concintrates*
*imagines- The lovely office chest, lean, the intense gaze, the long blond hair and pointy ears!*
Office elves are sexy too!
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PS I don't look anything like either of my avatars (I'm not sepia)
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Its much more in my stomach as well I was just poking fun at myself a bit.
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Lemme see dem tittles!!
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Maybe he flies on his back and it provides extra liftHow does this effect the flight dynamics RT? harder to pull out of a dive?
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What I love about this place, hic, is we accept each other as we are, hic. You guys and girls have helped me, hic, and I love you all as you are, hic.
I’m drunk! Hic!
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Does that mean I could shamelessly take advantage of you? Lol
For a drunk person you type better than most haha.
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How does this effect the flight dynamics RT? harder to pull out of a dive?
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My flight is a combination of mechanical and magical, so it doesn't interfear in the slightest.
As a Wareraven I can fly in any of my forms. But it is much slower in human form. Just as it is much faster in Cronos or hybrid form than a non-magical Raven could ever hope to fly.
(Insert evil laugh here)
Because of my genetics most of the small gut that I do have is thick or heavy fat. So no 6 packs for me but when some poor fool hits it it does not give. 2 years ago a guy broke his wrist discovering this. I would have felt bad or something(mostly something) but he was trying to jack my truck. His friend was less fortunate he brought a knife to the fight. He will have to live with the limp. Knives do that when you sheath them between the ball and socket of a hip.
My thoughts were 1 new wife at home, 2 I inherited the truck from my dad, and with every fight I've ever been in 3 I go home whatever it takes.
It worked I'm still driving the truck.
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No! Never, maybe just a touch tipsy?
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*Prepares the vivid marker and begins imagining mustache designs*
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It might be better for humanity sake if you just let the lady rest tonight.
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All in good fun, sir. All in good fun.
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I know.
I also know that if it bothers the young lady she can speek for herself.
I am simply pointing out that they call her Super Girl for a reason.
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Glad I thought about just posting " I got $5 on the Lady. Where's the cage for the match?"
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*sighs*
*Hangs head, mutters something but puts the vivid away*
Uggg I'm not saying you can't do it. But maybe you should wrestle a few Oni first, you know to get in shape for the match.
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Hey guys I love you all, you’re my friends, my buddies. You could never offend me.
Supergirl has a very busy day tomorrow so I’m off to bed.
Supergirl has a very busy day tomorrow so I’m off to bed.
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We’ll need it. War games in the snow!
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Not the type of challenge you want to engage in, think of the consequences of winning.
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Not the type of challenge you want to engage in, think of the consequences of winning.
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Good point Uggg. Good piont. The sarcastic voices say but maybe I'd like the spanking.
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I probably would. Although I thought he meant the consequences of winning would simply be that you offended the lady and that doesn't sound like fun in andof itself... but spankings... hmmmmmGood point Uggg. Good piont. The sarcastic voices say but maybe I'd like the spanking.
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