If You Can Solve This Riddle, You're A Psychopath

[lovetoread]

While at her own mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy she doesn't know. She thinks this guy is amazing - her dream man - and is pretty sure he could be the love of her life.

However, she never asked for his name or number and afterwards could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later, the girl kills her own sister.

Question: Why did she do it?

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[Dinosaur1]

She found out her sister was once a man who was her father?
Mom had a high dollar insurance payoff upon her death and the woman killed her sister so she could be the sole beneficiary?

 

[hobbit.]

why not do it? not every action needs an explantion.

 

[SugarDaddy1]

It was her belief the gentleman would attend the sister's funeral.

 

[hobbit.]

It was her belief the gentleman would attend the sister's funeral.

so fucking what?

 

[pointless]

because she was a big fan of 30 rock.

 

[stickygirl]

It was her belief the gentleman would attend the sister's funeral.

oh-oh
pyscho... but well answered

 

[pointless]

if you don't get my answer then i kinda hate you.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

It was her belief the gentleman would attend the sister's funeral.

^ Winner.

 

[Pairaclities]

It was her belief the gentleman would attend the sister's funeral.

Yes, this is the correct answer.

 

[pointless]

*cough*

 

[snugglestruggle]

She found out her sister lied to her and was fucking her dream man. After a week of obsessing over it killed her sister in a fit of rage.

 

[Paendragon]

While at her own mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy she doesn't know. She thinks this guy is amazing - her dream man - and is pretty sure he could be the love of her life.

However, she never asked for his name or number and afterwards could not find anyone who knew who he was. A few days later, the girl kills her own sister.

Question: Why did she do it?

https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/image/2017/7/26/e18491b4-2a8b-4c7e-87d6-a4b86fe92653-200.gif

To hope the guy shows up at the funeral. Lol

 

[Paendragon]

It was her belief the gentleman would attend the sister's funeral.

Yep . . .

 

[Balladeer08]

It was her belief the gentleman would attend the sister's funeral.

That sounds about right.

 

[Hypoxia]

Question: Why did she do it?

Because her sister wouldn't share the Symbian.

 

[KUJACK]

The butler did it

In the library with a knife

 

[Paendragon]

I think LTR is using this thread to populate her ignore list.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I think LTR is using this thread to populate her ignore list.

Or her to-kill list.

Whichever one strikes her fancy first.

 

[Paendragon]

Or her to-kill list.

Whichever one strikes her fancy first.

https://i.imgur.com/bWL8qsP.gif

 

[MagnusRichard]

Or she is shopping for a new master, yes?

 

[lovetoread]

I think LTR is using this thread to populate her ignore list.

Or her to-kill list.

Whichever one strikes her fancy first.

possibly

 

[about_average]

It was her belief the gentleman would attend the sister's funeral.

This, but I cheated, I've seen the riddle before.
I think it was in "Psychopath Today" magazine.

 

[pointless]

then i will eat no food you might choose to give me.

 

[glamorilla]

that bitch had it coming.