UK and Ireland perverts unite!

[Pantyboy74]

Fellow Lit-ters, I have a confession to make. Forgive me for I have sinned.

On days when I work from home I like to take a mid-afternoon <insert well known adult video site name here> break from all the work.

Hey nothing wrong with a bit of HUB....

 

[English_Ophelia]

Ahhh I knew you'd understand!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Ahhh I knew you'd understand!

Perverts Unite..

 

[English_Ophelia]

Perverts Unite..

You have nothing to lose but your virginity?

 

[Pantyboy74]

You have nothing to lose but your virginity?

Jesus. 30 years too late.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Afternoon troops.

Hope you're all having a good day.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Afternoon troops.

Hope you're all having a good day.

Hi mate.
Not bad. I hope yours is better than yesterdays!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Hi mate.
Not bad. I hope yours is better than yesterdays!

Hello mate.

Yes, better day today. It's helped that I've been in the office on my own most of the day and had some peace and quiet.

And been able to listen to my own music instead of the pop music I'm normally subjected to!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Nothing better than getting your choice of music to calm a day.

 

[English_Ophelia]

Afternoon troops.

Hope you're all having a good day.

Sut Mae

 

[Mindfondler]

Happy lunchtime, all!

Tinglebliss and I had a great time at LAM (London Alternative Market) on Sunday. We caught up with lots of friends, attended a thought-provoking workshop and helped out a popular Litster who was visiting from abroad. We stayed for the afterparty where Tinglebliss was on the receiving end of some electric play — cue lots of giggling and squealing (and that was just me watching!). Then, she took a turn at dishing it out to an uninitiated guy who was brave enough to ask her about it! I played with Tinglebliss too. She was certainly tired out by the time that we left.

My homework now is to figure out a way in future to signal my availability for play with others at such events. Tinglebliss and I have agreed that's one of our main aims (after all, we can play with each other at home!), but it's always her who gets approached with the offers for play. I guess I must appear scary or something.
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[English_Ophelia]

My homework now is to figure out a way in future to signal my availability for play with others at such events. Tinglebliss and I have agreed that's one of our main aims (after all, we can play with each other at home!), but it's always her who gets approached with the offers for play. I guess I must appear scary or something.
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I'm guessing a tee shirt like Pantyboy is sporting, but stating "I'm carrying a festive <insert delicious implement of your choice here>" wouldn't be an option?

 

[Mindfondler]

I'm guessing a tee shirt like Pantyboy is sporting, but stating "I'm carrying a festive <insert delicious implement of your choice here>" wouldn't be an option?

Oddly enough, I've tried wearing a badge that states my case. Everyone ignored it.

Maybe larger letters on a t-shirt and an attention-grabbing colour scheme are required. Or perhaps a diagram.
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[iLackBrainCells]

Just dropping by to say Good Afternoon to everyone.

 

[English_Ophelia]

Oddly enough, I've tried wearing a badge that states my case. Everyone ignored it.

Maybe larger letters on a t-shirt and an attention-grabbing colour scheme are required. Or perhaps a diagram.
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You + Me + (Pic of flogger) = (Pic of fireworks)?

Or maybe you need a team of cheerleaders following you around?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Just dropping by to say Good Afternoon to everyone.

Hi brains. How are you today?

You + Me + (Pic of flogger) = (Pic of fireworks)?

Or maybe you need a team of cheerleaders following you around?

Hmm cheerleaders sounds fun.

 

[Mindfondler]

You + Me + (Pic of flogger) = (Pic of fireworks)?

Mmmm...

Or maybe you need a team of cheerleaders following you around?

Hmm cheerleaders sounds fun.

I agree wholeheartedly!
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[iLackBrainCells]

Hi brains. How are you today?

I'm okay thanks, yourself?

 

[English_Ophelia]

I agree wholeheartedly!
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Give me an M...

 

[Pantyboy74]

I'm okay thanks, yourself?

Better now ive slept on yesterdays problems.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm okay thanks, yourself?

Hey hey, monkey balls! Hope you're ok. I gots your message, but admit I haven't read it yet. I've been on training. Well, I've been sat in a room of people talking about shit I already know. I'm in a grumpy mood cos I've hurt my back and don't know how, which is just the frigging icing on the fucking granny cake



Hey to the rest of the room, new names is great to see!

 

[English_Ophelia]

Hey to the rest of the room, new names is great to see!

Hello It's good to be here.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hey hey, monkey balls! Hope you're ok. I gots your message, but admit I haven't read it yet. I've been on training. Well, I've been sat in a room of people talking about shit I already know. I'm in a grumpy mood cos I've hurt my back and don't know how, which is just the frigging icing on the fucking granny cake



Hey to the rest of the room, new names is great to see!

Hey trouble.

I told you not to try page 222 on the Kama Sutra. Your spine just isn't flexible enough. *Sigh* I'm on my way with a tube of Deep Heat.

Pretty grumpy myself today. Lack of sleep last night, I think!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Hey to the rest of the room, new names is great to see!

Hiya tal...
Great to see you.

 

[Exescort]

Hey trouble.

I told you not to try page 222 on the Kama Sutra. Your spine just isn't flexible enough. *Sigh* I'm on my way with a tube of Deep Heat.

Pretty grumpy myself today. Lack of sleep last night, I think!

I think Tal got pages 222 and 223 stuck together and attempted the impossible
Twister n the Sutra don’t mix!