The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[MelissaBaby]

^^^If I’m not mistaken, spent 18 months in county jail. Amirite?

Youamnotrite. It was state prison. But thank you for the opportunity to promote my writing. Anyone who wants to read about it can click on the link in my sig line for my Lit novella, My Fall and Rise.

 

[pointless]

um, nice picture of a face with words near it.

 

[sr71plt]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/b61d3895da5ba192f4a98aaace5b8457/tumblr_p0et6hwSSN1tho4fro1_500.jpg

This leaves out his Trump University scam ending in a $25 million settlement.

I live near his winery. We're all waiting for the going-out-of-business sale there.

 

[raindancer]

Kiss my super moon!

 

[pink]

Pickles are the best. *slurp*

 

[1HF]

I just want to curl up under super warm blankets, eat lots of junk food and take a nap.

 

[Que]

I just want to curl up under super warm blankets, eat lots of junk food and take a nap after a vigorous paddling.

*nods*

Good aftercare is important!

 

[thør]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24296572_10210800035413323_6576487630532543542_n.jpg?oh=649f8b487482bf203a5bc4027eda8d0b&oe=5AC94777

Geico is cancelling his policy. Christmas might be put on hold.

 

[Spins]

What a day

 

[silver gurl]

First an upset stomach. Then hot flashes. Then body aches. Now I am freezing. Let’s hope this is as far as it goes.

 

[thør]

Kiss my super moon!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQNCDIIX4AAPH5X.jpg

 

[Spins]

I have decided to eat corn dogs for dinner

 

[adrina]

Selecting a health insurance plan sucks. Big hairy donkey testicles.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I often wonder what your boobs look like.

I know, I'm a pervert.

 

[adrina]

Selecting a health insurance plan sucks. Big hairy donkey testicles.

There. It's fucking done. You greedy bastards. I've selected a healthcare insurance policy.

I often wonder what your boobs look like.

I know, I'm a pervert.

Hahahaha... well you are on lit so it's kind par for the course.

They're boob like.

 

[Spins]

So...naked?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Hahahaha... well you are on lit so it's kind par for the course.

They're boob like.

Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[adrina]

So...naked?

This feels very deja vu-ish.

I wonder where Carol Burnett is tonight and if she will see fit to return my clothes. hahahaha...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Anytime.

 

[Spins]

Ya know boobs should be free

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ya know boobs should be free

Depends on the woman.

My boobs are free because they don't get played with enough.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I often wonder what your boobs look like.

I know, I'm a pervert.

But you're not a chumbolone, whatever that is.

 

[Spins]

There are never enough unattached boobs <sighs>

 

[Bookishleigh]

But you're not a chumbolone, whatever that is.

Meh, I think he uses the word chumbolone is the true chumbolone.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Meh, I think he uses the word chumbolone is the true chumbolone.

I thought it was some kind of Italian food.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I thought it was some kind of Italian food.

Hold the chumbolone on my sandwich, please. Thanks.