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The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

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Sometimes I wish I liked jewelry, or watches, or bling.

My body is unadorned with the visible signs that I'm cool!

I'm not cool.
 
Maybe the cool ones went to one of those other sites? <ponders>
 
I was at Rite Aid and was checking out. There's this elderly man talking to the cashier. No more then 10 seconds go by when he says to her 'Well, I pass gas a lot......". I just turned and looked at him with a grin on my face. He didn't notice me at all.

Then next thing I know he mentions something about beans and I just burst out laughing. I couldn't help it! The cashier was laughing too. Not sure if was because I was laughing or she was laughing at what he said, too. :D
 
Step Inside Melania Trump’s Nightmare Before Christmas

The creepiest home space in America is the White House’s East Colonnade, decorated for Christmas by Melania Trump and her elves with stark white branches and spooky shadows.
Anyone thinking of getting drunk at a White House Christmas party these next few weeks, or even President Trump on one of his nocturnal ambles, should be warned: The East Colonnade has become the most terrifying domestic space in America.

Melania Trump, with what looks like the help of Tim Burton, has designed an anti-Christmas wonderland of white branches set stark against the wall and casting creepy shadows on the ceiling, leading to—at the end of the corridor—in the East Garden Room, a traditional Christmas tree bathed in golden light.

The only thing missing is a dragon breathing fire, intent on stopping you getting your hands on a magic amulet.
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Anyone here anxious to go?
 
Watched the first John Wick last night, gonna squeeze the second one in tonight when I get home. #Saturdaygoals
 
spacekowboy said:
Your wife's and your daughter's would argue the contrary. I can see how you might be confused though.
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Just put it on ignore. Trolls like that one and Lance (or Lance’s alt now) are just miserably shitty people who want others to feel the same way.

(And oddly enough that’s what the book I’ve been reading discusses.)
 
Stalked any women and posted thier personal information on a pornography board lately, Lance?


Since you mentioned consent and all...
 
spacekowboy said:
Your wife's and your daughter's would argue the contrary. I can see how you might be confused though.
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I am new here and your posts are scary abuser sounding, i think.

Do you intercourse posters mothers and daughters like you said?

Or are you just a loudmouth pigman jerking off with the locker room talk?
 
MagnusRichard said:
I am new here and your posts are scary abuser sounding, i think.

Do you intercourse posters mothers and daughters like you said?

Or are you just a loudmouth pigman jerking off with the locker room talk?
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Yeah, sure you are new here.

Just like i have the ability to travel the world and bang poster's family members.
 
You are trying really hard to get under my skin, Lace 2.0

It isn't working.

Go play around on Google street view some more.
 
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