The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[MelissaBaby]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1121/1398/products/Screen_Shot_2017-09-30_at_9.33.20_AM_large.png?v=1509563810

I just got this for my daughter for christmas.

Very sweet.

 

[Saint Peter]

My brother shot a moose. They are having a moose roast for Christmas dinner.

I have never had a moose roast. Sounds like an interesting culinary experience.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I have never had a moose roast. Sounds like an interesting culinary experience.

I've had steaks and stew, but not a roast. I'm sorry I will miss it. He is going to freeze some meat for us to bring home. As you can imagine, Dwight is all excited about that.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm ready to plant my fat arse and start asking.

I wanna know more about this plantable fat arse of yours.

 

[Radiohead]

Who is the GB Santa Claus? I have a few wishes this year and I'm ready to plant my fat arse and start asking.

So long as you're ready to plant

 

[Hypoxia]

Chop Suey (little bits) was invented in USA so USAnians are free to use whatever the fuck noodles, veggies, meats etc they want. In Maine I'd expect Sweet-Sour Beaver Loins with fried eggplant on spaghetti.

My brother shot a moose. They are having a moose roast for Christmas dinner.

In Hoisin sauce? With beaver-loin wontons?

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

Turn that shit down!

 

[Hypoxia]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/58/77/e5/5877e562a5b60a2c14d3a2af7040063a--food-dinners-a-bowl.jpg

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/58/77/e5/5877e562a5b60a2c14d3a2af7040063a--food-dinners-a-bowl.jpg

The emphasis on beaver almost caused me to overlook that they sell nut burgers.

Zumi tried to convince me that I should try a nut burger, but I told him mustard and ketchup would be just fine.

 

[Saint Peter]

barbacoa empanadas

 

[Saint Peter]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23915766_2031669303744465_5764829845300827844_n.jpg?oh=1555415fbca56a6d59a3661dc82a69b7&oe=5AC83701

 

[lovetoread]

gross

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/58/77/e5/5877e562a5b60a2c14d3a2af7040063a--food-dinners-a-bowl.jpg

That reads like a fun place. The kinda place you go to after work with co-workers and you have fun and then alla sudden it's closing time and you're out a hundred bucks.

 

[Que]

I don't think I have ever heard an actually punctual person say, "I'll be right there." They just show up, or they tell you I will be there in 5 minutes or 10 minutes or whatever it is they need.

"I'll be right there!" means, "I'll be there sometime in the vague, distant future."

Whatever ablutions you have to attend to, surely you do it everyday and you should have a general idea about how long it takes.

 

[HarryHill]

Feels like waffle weather

 

[MagnusRichard]

Obama has 97.4 million Twitter followers, Trump has 43.8 million

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1121/1398/products/Screen_Shot_2017-09-30_at_9.33.20_AM_large.png?v=1509563810

I just got this for my daughter for christmas.

Super cute. I wonder if Mr Indiana got his cut?

 

[Saint Peter]

His cut or his cut?

 

[Que]

Navajo Nation license plate at the light in front of me. Got a Dallas Cowboys frame around it.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yes.

Also, Beatles.

http://www.spaightwoodgalleries.com/Media/Indiana_VH9.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

I like beaver.

 

[lovetoread]

its as smooth as a babys butt under there

 

[spacekowboy]

#Picsoritdidnthappen

 

[TalkRadio]

I like beaver.

Too bad beaver doesn"t like you.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Too bad beaver doesn"t like you.

Speak for your own beaver.