The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

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It must be nice to have a job where you can focus your time on things like taking your pants off in your office and calling in The Babes for fun and promotions. My job is not like that. :( I actually have work to do.

No whining!
 
Honey is too impersonal. I don't want my pet name to be the same thing the diner waitress calls me.


I think I'll rename my cats kibblethief and getoffthefuckingcounter.
You have to admit it is better than "Hey, you!" or, "Woman."

I had a cat named cat. The reason was it wasn't my cat when I needed to address it, I had to call it something -("Get off the fucking counter, Cat!)

I thought the owner was coming to pick it up and by the time I figured out it wasn't that person's cat but a stray, it was already answering to the name. Imagine how he felt being called simply by his species.

Hmmm.

How about Honey Mustard?... I've never called anyone by that name nor have I heard anyone calling anyone else by that name.

Colonel Mustard seems off for you.
 
You have to admit it is better than "Hey, you!" or, "Woman."

Neither of which work as a pet name for me, either. :)

I had a cat named cat. The reason was it wasn't my cat when I needed to address it, I had to call it something -("Get off the fucking counter, Cat!)

I thought the owner was coming to pick it up and by the time I figured out it wasn't that person's cat but a stray, it was already answering to the name. Imagine how he felt being called simply by his species.

Hmmm.

How about Honey Mustard?... I've never called anyone by that name nor have I heard anyone calling anyone else by that name.

Colonel Mustard seems off for you.

Honey Mustard's not bad, actually... a little sweet, a little bit of a bite. I had one for you, but I can seem to remember it. Perhaps I can find it if I search.
 
the GB has always been rapey. by reading, you consent to my verbal rape. so sorry, not sorry. :( please don't fire me.
 
if you want your voice to be heard by them, you have to go through me.

:(

i want to scream.
 
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