Rohypnol and modern slavery, sounds like a pantomime plot...

[hobbit.]

its got all the basics, 'person' of no fixed gender relaxes on a night out, wakes up dressed as a horse with a sore arse (or similar) adopted child is forced to clean the fireplace etc.... loses shoe, rich prince buys the persons freedom...

Oh no he doesnt!!

oh yes he does

and he's behind you!!!!

 

[Sean]

And now I have to try and explain pantomimes to the other half.
"Well, the principal boy is always a girl and the dame is always a bloke..."

You cunt.

 

[hobbit.]

And now I have to try and explain pantomimes to the other half.
"Well, the principal boy is always a girl and the dame is always a bloke..."

You cunt.

indeed

its worrying that she doesnt need the dressing up as a horse explaining though