camo wearing motherfuckers

Bert Notorius

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what are you
hiding from
in the
grocery store?

i see you bagged
a frozen turkey.

nice shot.
 
Depends on which aisle you're stalking.
Celery and asparagus stalks, of course.

Actually, best camo for a market is the livery of a distributor. Nobody notices the Coke or Sisco or Frito-Lay guy restocking the shelves.
 
I went to a festival in Lafayette Louisiana 3 years ago. 90% of the men there were wearing camo. It kinda freaked me out at first, I felt like I had entered an alien universe, but after I got used to it I realized I was probably in a pretty safe environment.
 
Camo is a way of life here....

I once said I saw more camo in the grocery store around Valentine's Day than I did pink.
 
Camo is a way of life here....

I once said I saw more camo in the grocery store around Valentine's Day than I did pink.
Lots of pink camo around here. Some folks just don't get the concept. It's not like eye-dazzler designs, where you can see something's there, but can't tell exactly where, or their use in make-up to defeat face-recognition software. No, it's more, "You'd never find my fat ass in a cotton-candy warehouse!"
 
Most of the Denny's gang wears camo on a regular basis.
I would like to think that if we were in the big city it would be that black and grey stuff, which btw, you can pull off here in the winter, but no proud white trash wears anything but greens and browns. GO DUCK DYNASTY!
 
Lots of pink camo around here. Some folks just don't get the concept. It's not like eye-dazzler designs, where you can see something's there, but can't tell exactly where, or their use in make-up to defeat face-recognition software. No, it's more, "You'd never find my fat ass in a cotton-candy warehouse!"

Oh yes, there is pink camo here also. When we were recarpeting our office the joke was we were going to pick the pink camo carpet (and it was there, in the catalog) so that if any disgruntled people from the public came in we could just lie on the carpet and they'd never see us (since I wear a lot of pink). :D

My boss got us bear spray instead.
 
I never give it a second though. It is common enough around here,

What raises My eyebrows is the "Dress up Como" Doesn't even pretend to be made for hunting...

I remember the first time I saw a Como Corvette...I mean REALLY?:confused:
 
Does anyone really care?

It's not like any of that stuff is much of a fashion statement.

Or maybe it's nothing more than redneck noise...
 
i have 1
camo shirt
hanging in the
closet.

it has a
big hole in it
from cutting myself
loose from
a multi-flora
rose bush.
 
Does anyone really care?

It's not like any of that stuff is much of a fashion statement.

Or maybe it's nothing more than redneck noise...

if we could all just
not care about anything
what a wonderful world
it would be.

/cue herman's hermits
 
One of my most favorite ever shirts is camo......


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dontcha think
a white tail buck
knows the difference
between an oak leaf
and a mermaid?
 
dontcha think
a white tail buck
knows the difference
between an oak leaf
and a mermaid?

Kind of pointless in that aspect since you are supposed to be in reflective orange in anything except bow season.
 
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