my ass is very particular.

[neci]

she does not let people in.

 

[neci]

i took her to the doctor once.

she had no problems.

the doctor said i needed to come back every two years.

 

[phrodeau]

Do you bring your own toilet paper to motels?

 

[adrina]

I feel like there's a knock knock joke waiting to happen here...

 

[neci]

Do you bring your own toilet paper to motels?

i rely upon the ATF - ass to faucet

I feel like there's a knock knock joke waiting to happen here...

knock knock

 

[Saint Peter]

The Hook does not take no for an answer.

 

[adrina]

knock knock

Who's there?

 

[Que]

Saw a sign single horse trailer today: Warning - Hauling Ass!

I'm pretty sure it was actually a mule though.

 

[spacekowboy]

Picsoritdidnthappen

 

[neci]

The Hook does not take no for an answer.

the hook can kiss my ass.

Who's there?

ass

Saw a sign single horse trailer today: Warning - Hauling Ass!

I'm pretty sure it was actually a mule though.

most are.

 

[neci]

Picsoritdidnthappen

the last time i was drunk enough to post my ass.

 

[spacekowboy]

the last time i was drunk enough to post my ass.

Time to break out the tequila .

 

[Boxlicker101]

Saw a sign single horse trailer today: Warning - Hauling Ass!

I'm pretty sure it was actually a mule though.

A mule is half-ass.

 

[GiaCat]

All I know is I like a comfy chair.

 

[adrina]

ass.

Ass who?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Ass who?

Ass me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

 

[phrodeau]

Ass me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

Hey, that's what Jeff Sessions said today.

 

[adrina]

Hey, that's what Jeff Sessions said today.

He's an ignorant ass.

 

[Rightguide]

Saw a sign single horse trailer today: Warning - Hauling Ass!

I'm pretty sure it was actually a mule though.

Are you sure it wasn't hauling Neci? Just wonderin'

 

[thør]

Time to break out the tequila .

Or perhaps two glasses of this divine 14.9% beer I'm swilling.

 

[neci]

assholes.

Time to break out the tequila .

no tequila in the house. sleepy time tea is brewing. i just need knocked out.

Ass who?

bless you.

Hey, that's what Jeff Sessions said today.

mother fucker needs hanged by a court.

squirrely fuck.

 

[neci]

Or perhaps two glasses of this divine 14.9% beer I'm swilling.

i picked up a bottle of french wine, but that's for tomorrow, or when i'll actually enjoy it. sleep is waving in like the tide.

 

[adrina]

bless you.

Grazie.

mother fucker needs hanged by a court.

squirrely fuck.

Agreed.

 

[toeskr]

I feel like there's a knock knock joke waiting to happen here...

Lol, good one Addy.

 

[Saint Peter]

the hook can kiss my ass.

Cuz when The Hook puckered up, you know she puckered down.