Saint Peter's Old Year Resolutions

[Saint Peter]

In 2017

I will stop slapping around the hookers.
I will stop playing with myself at work.

I will stop calling AJ a douchebag.

 

[Saint Peter]

In 2017

I will eat better.
I will sleep better.

I will drive faster than fuck.

 

[Adre]

In 2017


I will stop calling AJ a douchebag.

Say it ain’t so! These are my favoritest posts.

 

[Saint Peter]

In 2017

I will quit chasing dreams I cannot have.
I will quit chasing money beyond my reach.

I will quit chasing cars.

 

[adrina]

I'm glad to see you're getting a jump start on 2017. Hit the ground running so to speak.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Old year resolutions.

In 2017 I will start calling AJ a douche.

I will start playing with myself at work, more.
I will start slapping around hooker's titties.

 

[raindancer]

Wrong thread. Sorry Petey. Good luck with your goals! I don't make resolutions, anymore. Old dog and all that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Old year resolutions.

In 2017 I will start calling AJ a douche.

I will start playing with myself at work, more.
I will start slapping around hooker's titties.

Time is ticking!

 

[Saint Peter]

https://pre00.deviantart.net/5044/th/pre/f/2014/178/f/e/taco_cat_in_space_by_jayro_jones-d7o5mow.jpg

What the hell?

 

[Saint Peter]

In 2017

I will put on a happy face each morning and count my blessings each night.
I will put other people's feelings first. Live and let live.

I will put another 24,843 busybody creations on iggy.

 

[MonaLittle]

You've already failed at a few of those.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Not calling out AJ for his continual douchebaggery is a violation of forum rules.

Good thing he got banhammered two weeks ago.

He was a complete waste of oxygen.

 

[Saint Peter]

In 2017

I will not take Uber Adventures.
I will not date Women with hairy muffs.

I will stay the fuck out of Your Food Thread.

 

[Saint Peter]

Wrong thread. Sorry Petey. Good luck with your goals! I don't make resolutions, anymore. Old dog and all that.

In 2017

I will make more bonfires.
I will pour Texas Pete's Hot Sauce on everything.

I will use less Mr. Bubble in my bubble baths.

 

[lovetoread]

Less lesbian porn at work will lead to less playing with oneself

 

[raindancer]

I was on board until no hairy muffs.

 

[Bert Notorius]

in 2017,

i will not
contract
a venereal
disease.

/sp

 

[Que]

I was on board until no hairy muffs.

Technically, if it ain't hairy, it ain't a muff.

 

[raindancer]

I'm sporting a 70s muff because fuckitall.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm sporting a 70s muff because fuckitall.

I like it when you sculpted it into a mushroom cloud a couple of years ago.
#YouDroppedABombOnMe

 

[raindancer]

I have a special comb and everything.

 

[neci]

I have a special comb and everything.

http://www.wisediy.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/781/2016/03/3db50073092aed5eba3d20c55c9309e6.jpg

 

[MonaLittle]

I'm sporting a 70s muff because fuckitall.

https://sarahbell4.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/fur-vaj.png

 

[Hypoxia]

2017:
I will neglect to re-string instruments.
I will swallow and inhale excessively.
I will let my heart and eyes go to shit.
I will spend lots of time with medics.
I will neglect emailing or phoning kin.
I will drive a housecar into a big tree.
I will destroy computers and stereos.
I will tell myself to write more pr0ns.
I will not shoot neighbors nor dogs.
I will waste 2017 as much as I can.

 

[shezaqt]

I will cut the carbs and drop the 15lbs I put on from too much good cooking and wine and not enough stressing the bod.

I will pay off my credit card and not buy the heathens gobs of stuff.

I will spend more time with old friends.

I will contemplate the merits of Rainshines grooming.