A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

Bitch please. You are far too insignificant for me to dig into your history of enabling crappy humans.

You know anything at all about her history, "noob" exactly how?
 
Thought? I can honestly say that I haven't witnessed that from you. But then again, I'm not here arguing with the wind all day and night.

You seem to be making the time.

If you need to be elsewhere, don't let me keep you.
 
I understand. :heart:

One of my favorite things I say about myself these days is that I don't always like life but I quite like being me.

Sometimes I am quite the opposite...I like life but not me, I am working on that...yes I know what I said earlier, but sometimes.... *shrugs*

I've always appreciated that about you. Even though I have no use for Rob from time to time you bring out an interesting conversation with him. I've never felt that you quote unquote enable him. That's hashtag kind of talk. There are some people who condone this or condone that through their actions, not when they are encouraging good behavior out of bad actors.

Rotadom sure is ride or die for the team that hasn't even acknowledged his existence as of yet.

Reminds me of the PirateDom, DomElliotRodger. Always chirping in for "his" team, and never an acknowledgement from the actual team. Or anyone else for that matter. Wallpaper.

You were a little pissed off at me when I first started talking to him until you knew I could still be friends with you, and him. I know, it is hard when that happens. I just have this uncanny knack for being freinds. I like people. It is probably one of my greatest faults.


Quit enabling racists.



I'm sorry. Who are you?

:rolleyes:

Bitch please. You are far too insignificant for me to dig into your history of enabling crappy humans.

Good for me. I :heart: you too. :kiss:
 
You seem to be making the time.

If you need to be elsewhere, don't let me keep you.

A couple times a day thanks for your blessings. I'll log off so you can continue your thousand year war with whomever it may be today.
 
The GB (General Board) has a long, sordid past. Many posters on here have chosen new names over time, either to hide stupid things they've said in the past, or to take alter egos, sometimes known as sock-puppets and harass or annoy people. Perhaps their motivations stem from their lack of willingness to "speak" their mind from their main handle, or maybe they're actually as cowardly in real life. Who knows?

Some other posters get banned for violating some of the most basic of rules for the GB, which can be found here:
Forum Rules

This post will serve as a partial list of these alts, so that you can keep clear who is who. Knowledge is power.

I may update this at my discretion.

Please consider this post to be official and sanctioned.

Thank you.




•Lit's resident dateless wonder "LJ_Reloaded", originally posted here under the name "loving tongue", and later changed his name to "Le Jacquelope".
LT "dies". If only.

•Coocoo crazyhead "Cade Is Here" posted under several dozen alts, but we're pretty sure he's currently dead or in a mental institution.

•Rightguide was once a guy named vetteman, who bragged about buying women with cans of corn when deployed in Vietnam, and who had a crush on ken craft. He started a new alt to try to hide his "personal details", but he was outed within 10 posts, for his scatological proclivities, and desires to talk about men's penises.

•"Aella_", the village idiot, originally began posting under "hssh345" and "hsnh", and can be seen proclaiming victimhood throughout the GB.

•"Busybody", the notorious crossdresser, has been banned many times, and has come back under the following names:
"smartjuanxxx", "bunny slippers", "KnotAgain", "YetAgain", "putzpotus", "xbb", and "DumOH".
Busybody tells the truth.

•Racist, "JAMESBJOHNSON" (JBJ) has come back under "NOIRTRASH" after being banned. He has had many pretend lives. He's made many claims of different employments over the years. He's allegedly been a scientist, a soldier, a police officer, and a lawyer. We'll leave it to you to decide if any of his claims of ever having a job are true.

•"Eyer", a depressed crybaby, has come back several times after being banned, under the assumed names: "walksonwater", "inexile", "allateup", "digitalia" "OjosMojo", "aburner", "eyerami", "irksomesauce", "ifrtbttrflys" and "JeanLaFlu".

•Randroid transfolk "Andra_Jenny" (AJ) tried to alter their original screen name. This gender dysphoric libertarian "victim" has come back under: "Cap’n AMatrixca", "Fawkin'Injun", "Frisco_Slug_Esq", and several others. They just got their most recent handle: "4est_4est_Gump" banned for discussing pedophilia, which is against the forum rules. He is currently posting as "Misspent_Ute".
They claim that they "gave their old passwords to Byron

and they don't like black people:
http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1868396&stc=1&d=1464344437

•Miles, who's mom and wife keep him locked in the basement with 56k internet, has come back as water505. He doesn't get out of the house much.

•"Karen Kraft", the blustering Ken Ten-in, has come back under the alt "ms_ann_thrope", and is also alleged to have originally been "Bert Notorius". This is currently out for committee, and the lit-overlords are still discussing the results of the inquiry. We'll let you know once a decision has been reached.
Ken Outed

•Vetteman, who cybered with Ken Kraft and was friends with him on Facebook, has comeback as "Rightguide", but really he just needs some Rightguard. He's here to toss some libs

•The computer program known as "NeverEndingMe" also posts here as the failed authorbot: "jeninflorida".​

Stick it up your ass shit head.
 
Faux Cancer is always at near-epidemic proportions on Lit. It's really sad, because when real cancer actually occurs (think: Warrior Queen and Lovecraft's wife) people get a bit jaded and aren't as supportive as you might think.

I very rarely quote myself, but re-reading this thread I was wondering if Warrior Queen had been around and how was she doing. I hope she is in remission.
 
I very rarely quote myself, but re-reading this thread I was wondering if Warrior Queen had been around and how was she doing. I hope she is in remission.

Distancing yourself from your ugly alt attacks on her?

Now say something nice about Ladyfunkenstein!
 
Ishmale got banned now and is back with an unauthorized alt. Another day, another alt (violating board rules).
 
My two cents on You, Richard:

You're either married, or secretly bi. Or both.

Publicly, you flirt only superficiallly with women (and you never post during weekends), but you do a lot of pigtail pulling when it comes to men.

As Dick's alt, fuck off hashdrag.
 
Had this thread been updated? I'm too lazy to scroll through and I'm not up to date on all the alts.
 
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