To the woman on that Delta flight who blew her seat-mate...

[islandman]

How you doin'?

Discuss.

 

[Ramone45]

She was just being friendly.

 

[islandman]

Someone should invite her to Lit. She'd fit right in with the kinksters.

 

[MelissaBaby]

How you doin'?

Discuss.

Up in the wild blew yonder.

 

[Dr. Groove]

Every dude who reads that story comes away with one signficant realization...

"So you're sayin I got a chance."

 

[pointless]

did you sexually assault her with your phone like you planned?

 

[Dr. Groove]

Is it too forward to introduce yourself to your female seatmate on United with "Hi. Ever fly Delta?"

 

[Hypoxia]

She was draining the swamp.

 

[Froya]

Someone should invite her to Lit. She'd fit right in with the kinksters.

She may already be here.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I've blown guys in cars, trucks, buses and once, on a train, but never in an airplane.

I've never been in an airplane.

 

[bunny4med]

Re-inflating auto pilot ( see movie Airplane)
Just saving lives.

 

[AngusBridie]

I've gotten the wife off on a bus before but not a plane.. yet... perhaps I should explain to her during take off she owes me one.

 

[jaF0]

Wondered how long it would be before this story showed up here and in what form.

I think the cabin crew was pissed they didn't get any action.

 

[islandman]

She may already be here.

Earn those frequent flyer miles, bay-bee!

 

[RobDownSouth]

48 year old woman, 28 year old man. Cougarific!

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Are we sure it wasn't Que dressed in drag?

 

[daimoniotica]

“The act within itself is very inappropriate in a public space,” a passenger on the flight told WDIV-Local 4.

“There are children,” she added. “There are families. There are seniors. These things should be respected.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...arges-authorities-say/?utm_term=.abb887602d2f

Lucky that one of those categories of specific passengers wasn't exposed to the act or both perps would be facing felony offenses with lifetime designations.

Even in the current era of despicable Weinsteinism, progressives can't keep it in their pants, and still salute those who flaunt such publicly offending behavior, too.

What happened to keeping such risky public business behind bathroom doors?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've blown guys in cars, trucks, buses and once, on a train, but never in an airplane.

I've never been in an airplane.

*refrains from masturbating for a week and books two tickets in Melissa's name for a 10-hour flight to Nepal*

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Lucky that one of those categories of specific passengers wasn't exposed to the act or both perps would be facing felony offenses with lifetime designations.

Even in the current era of despicable Weinsteinism, progressives can't keep it in their pants, and still salute those who flaunt such publicly offending behavior, too.

What happened to keeping such risky public business behind bathroom doors?

Disapproving an act does not imply one must refrain from having a sense of humour about that act, you dipshit.

 

[pointless]

i've been in an airplane.

on the ground.

in a museum.

still, it counts.

technically.

also, no one gave me a blow job, but that's probably for the best.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Disapproving an act does not imply one must refrain from having a sense of humour about that act, you dipshit.

Flameout desperately misses getting laid by other (willing) humans.

There's only so much fantasizing while jerking off in the adjacent Port-O-San by your desert trailer that one can take.

 

[jaF0]

“There are families. There are seniors. These things should be respected.”

Lucky that one of those categories of specific passengers wasn't exposed to the act or both perps would be facing felony offenses with lifetime designations.

Old guys don't like to get sucked off? Ha! Who knew?

 

[Riley69]

Emergency inflation nozzle

I thought she was trying to re-inflate the copilot using the emergency inflation nozzle located at the belt-line!!! "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you!"

https://i0.wp.com/www.moviemuse.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wubcfVZ.gif

 

[daimoniotica]

Disapproving an act does not imply one must refrain from having a sense of humour about that act, you dipshit.

You read like you're a career veteran of the progressive Hollywood party circuit. Tell us another of those innumerably infamous Harvey jokes, eh?

Progressives aren't fooling anyone anymore as they float their "Disapproving" cya crap to buy even more time to either enable those same acts by others, or keep conducting those acts themselves.

But, not to fret: the very next time one of your statist RINO cousins is busted, they'll get even progressively harsher addressing than your (and the DNC's and Hillary's and Obama's) progressive pal Weinstein.

 

[Wats_butthole]