the devil's candy

[Saint Peter]

take one
leave one for your neighbor


https://t.rmncdn.com/blog/2017/10/MaryJanePeanutButterKisses-1508448232.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

https://wonderopolis.org/_img?img=/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/candy-corn_shutterstock_59989777.jpg&transform=resizeCrop,720,450

 

[Saint Peter]

https://tribzap2it.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/circus-peanuts2.jpg

 

[pollynova]

https://www.oldtimecandy.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/n/e/necco-wafers-roll_1.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server3200/1b75a/images/stencil/500x659/products/288/362/P1020978__53864.1315941957.JPG?c=2

 

[Saint Peter]

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/0ce2cd_a233c602af7749f7b4a8fae3ac2ccf04.jpg/v1/fill/w_625,h_417/0ce2cd_a233c602af7749f7b4a8fae3ac2ccf04.jpg

 

[Sean]

LTR porn!

 

[MelissaBaby]

I almost made a joke that could get me banned.

You foul tempter.

 

[Saint Peter]

LTR porn!

take one

leave one for your neighbor Pete

 

[Saint Peter]

I almost made a joke that could get me banned.

You foul tempter.

Tell us!

 

[pollynova]

https://tribzap2it.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/circus-peanuts2.jpg

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/0ce2cd_a233c602af7749f7b4a8fae3ac2ccf04.jpg/v1/fill/w_625,h_417/0ce2cd_a233c602af7749f7b4a8fae3ac2ccf04.jpg

I love both of these.

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://www.oldtimecandy.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/n/e/necco-wafers-roll_1.jpg

I love Necco wafers, even while recognizing that they are not good.

Is that a New England thing? Like eating bread from a can?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Tell us!

Never mind. I don't even know if you actually own a van.

 

[Saint Peter]

I love both of these.

Be careful of the razor blades!

 

[Saint Peter]

Never mind. I don't even know if you actually own a van.

ass, gas, or grass

no free rides


https://lyttlestreet.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/van.png

 

[Saint Peter]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b0/61/f6/b061f6adbe29ec27bae7ad8ed2ff2547.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

oh

yeah

http://www.collectingcandy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/CC_Candy-Costumes-Women-One-Source-CostumeCraze_com.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

melts in my hand

 

[Saint Peter]

https://m5.paperblog.com/i/8/85680/the-candy-wrapper-museum-old-favorites-from-f-L-GMrTUC.jpeg

 

[adrina]

Sugar is evil.

 

[Saint Peter]

I double dog dare you!

http://www.motherjones.com/wp-content/uploads/Candy1_0.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

https://sep.yimg.com/ay/blaircandy/bubble-gum-cigars-36ct-21.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

melts in my hand

She's supposed to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Or he.

In your hand.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/0fae8d1c778af4a84422dc173afc3fda/tumblr_mxkhdlm4TK1qgf1i8o1_400.gif

whoa

 

[MelissaBaby]

oh

yeah

http://www.collectingcandy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/CC_Candy-Costumes-Women-One-Source-CostumeCraze_com.jpg

Do they make one that says PayDay, in case a girl wants to turn some tricks?

 

[Saint Peter]

Do they make one that says PayDay, in case a girl wants to turn some tricks?

Not sure about that.

I do have a Sharpie.


Lay down.