I get invitations from Republicans

[GiaCat]

I am not sure how they got my phone number. Lately I have been getting robo calls inviting me to local Republican meet and greets. Now my thought is...this has got to be a trap. Here is how I see it going down...

Gia shows up and is greeting by a guy who looks like this

He says. "Welcome to our Republican get together".
Me, "Well thank you, it's nice to be here".

Well Gia, how would you like...a cupcake?

Oh, I LOVE cupcakes!

Well, come with me to this dark black room in the back corner. That is where we keep...the cupcakes.

Oh, yummy! Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna get a cupcake!

~*Enters the room and the door shuts behind me~*

We got her! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

 

[Owwee]

I am not sure how they got my phone number. Lately I have been getting robo calls inviting me to local Republican meet and greets. Now my thought is...this has got to be a trap. Here is how I see it going down...

Gia shows up and is greeting by a guy who looks like this

He says. "Welcome to our Republican get together".
Me, "Well thank you, it's nice to be here".

Well Gia, how would you like...a cupcake?

Oh, I LOVE cupcakes!

Well, come with me to this dark black room in the back corner. That is where we keep...the cupcakes.

Oh, yummy! Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna get a cupcake!

~*Enters the room and the door shuts behind me~*

We got her! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Careful they could be RINO's or DNC members desperate for money, lawyers are expensive you know!

 

[cfuhrer]

No, no.

The lead would be the free cupcakes. "You are invited to a cup cake party!"

Then you would be locked in a room to hear a lecture on the horribly cumbersome tax code...

And the death would be of boredom, nothing so exciting as a conflagration.

 

[Rotadom]

No worries, G. All old white males do.

 

[Comshaw]

I am not sure how they got my phone number. Lately I have been getting robo calls inviting me to local Republican meet and greets. Now my thought is...this has got to be a trap. Here is how I see it going down...

Gia shows up and is greeting by a guy who looks like this

He says. "Welcome to our Republican get together".
Me, "Well thank you, it's nice to be here".

Well Gia, how would you like...a cupcake?

Oh, I LOVE cupcakes!

Well, come with me to this dark black room in the back corner. That is where we keep...the cupcakes.

Oh, yummy! Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna get a cupcake!

~*Enters the room and the door shuts behind me~*

We got her! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

That's AFTER they grab you by the pussy.


Comshaw

 

[doowdniw]

I'm sure they would much rather you just pay for the cupcake and not take it, so they can sell it to someone else.

 

[Rightguide]

I am not sure how they got my phone number. Lately I have been getting robo calls inviting me to local Republican meet and greets. Now my thought is...this has got to be a trap. Here is how I see it going down...

Gia shows up and is greeting by a guy who looks like this

He says. "Welcome to our Republican get together".
Me, "Well thank you, it's nice to be here".

Well Gia, how would you like...a cupcake?

Oh, I LOVE cupcakes!

Well, come with me to this dark black room in the back corner. That is where we keep...the cupcakes.

Oh, yummy! Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna get a cupcake!

~*Enters the room and the door shuts behind me~*

We got her! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

More than likely they'd want to love your cupcakes and cover them with icing. Gotta watch out for those guys.

 

[GiaCat]

Yeah, those 'holier than thou' guys are usually closet pervs.

And I bet they write off those cupcakes, gasoline and firewood as 'business expenses'

 

[Hypoxia]

Don't be fooled by appearances. I knew an outlaw motorcycle gang in Kansas who were a chapter of the John Birch Society. Some of those Gups might be death-metal heads. Or they could be pod people, political zombies, brains putrefied and dripping, muttering M-A-G-A as they stumble across the wall-to-wall. Can you safely monitor them from afar?

 

[WoundedKnee]

I would have blocked them after the first call. That's why they make the phones "smart."

 

[Rightguide]

Yeah, those 'holier than thou' guys are usually closet pervs.

And I bet they write off those cupcakes, gasoline and firewood as 'business expenses'

I'm actually quite honest about my business expenditures and never abuse my expense account with expenditures of icing applied to cupcakes.

 

[Rightguide]

Don't be fooled by appearances. I knew an outlaw motorcycle gang in Kansas who were a chapter of the John Birch Society. Some of those Gups might be death-metal heads. Or they could be pod people, political zombies, brains putrefied and dripping, muttering M-A-G-A as they stumble across the wall-to-wall. Can you safely monitor them from afar?

I doubt that very friggin seriously.