What am I doing wrong?

[RobDownSouthc]

I am tall, handsome and alpha as fuck. It's true because I say so.

So why won't women sleep with me?

 

[oggbashan]

I am tall, handsome and alpha as fuck. It's true because I say so.

So why won't women sleep with me?

Because you snore?

 

[Beatrix_B]

This might or might not be helpful, but reading your thread brought this quote I spotted on Twitter this morning to mind.

"Women need arousal before they feel intense desire. Be attractive, treat her nice, tease her, and make her fantasize about you." —KinkyQuotes.com​

Good luck and happy hunting!

 

[AngusBridie]

https://youtu.be/e8sI_nDq2kw

 

[Wats_butthole]

Because in reality you're not Rob but a panty sniffing little queer boi. If you hadn't married a hooker you'd still be a virgin. Btw, how did that work out for you?

*chuckles*

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Angela says it's because you're "too picky."

http://mygrannypics.info/mgpsm/thumbs/6/151_grannys.jpg

 

[EternalFantasies]

I am tall, handsome and alpha as fuck. It's true because I say so.

So why won't women sleep with me?

Because you're also trying to be like RobDownSouth.

 

[AnAmericanDarling]

I am tall, handsome and alpha as fuck. It's true because I say so.

So why won't women sleep with me?

Maybe because you sound like a prick.

 

[Hypoxia]

OP may have over-estimated his attractiveness to sane women.
Flatulence, strong body odors, and lack of sanitation may be factors.

OP may not yet have approached women sufficiently desperate or nutz.
Moving from Mom's basement and quitting the pizza delivery job may help.

OP may not have displayed financial wherewithal to buy himself a fuck.
Again, throw away the pizza sign and the banjo and get real work.

OP may actually be a keyboarding canine pounding out pathetic lies.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're really a rabid poodle.

 

[chillywilly2]

OP may have over-estimated his attractiveness to sane women.
Flatulence, strong body odors, and lack of sanitation may be factors.

OP may not yet have approached women sufficiently desperate or nutz.
Moving from Mom's basement and quitting the pizza delivery job may help.

OP may not have displayed financial wherewithal to buy himself a fuck.
Again, throw away the pizza sign and the banjo and get real work.

OP may actually be a keyboarding canine pounding out pathetic lies.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're really a rabid poodle.

There is always a woman sufficiently desperate and nuts. take my word for it

 

[Hypoxia]

There is always a woman sufficiently desperate and nuts. take my word for it

Right. OP merely hasn't yet found her. Hasn't checked all the DT wards, homeless dickgirl encampments, suicide hotlines, rogue Shaker meetings, illegal immigrant crossings, and retirement homes. He might get lucky at a convalescent abattoir down in the county seat.

 

[chillywilly2]

Right. OP merely hasn't yet found her. Hasn't checked all the DT wards, homeless dickgirl encampments, suicide hotlines, rogue Shaker meetings, illegal immigrant crossings, and retirement homes. He might get lucky at a convalescent abattoir down in the county seat.

Every dog has their day

 

[igottapussy]

If you were Rob in the Northwest instead of Rob Down South, I'd give you a shot.