My pissy whine at the management

[dolf]

You ban people. Fair enough. It's your party.

But...

The worst, the whiniest, the most annoying of posters always come back. A few taps, a new alt, and there they are. Goddamn unflushable turds!

You realise what that means? Not only am I reminded that they exist, and that they selfishly persist in respiring, but I have to make at least four clicks to Iggy them again.

I'm not the only one suffering here. Our iggying fingers are fatigued and blistered. Our eye rolling muscles burn with the strain of constant use. Our hearts are weary and our minds... mostly just bored of their obvious rejection issues

Have you considered a different approach? On a side note, not at all related to the human boomerangs, honest, a totally unconnected topic... you'd look super cute in a Hannibal mask, and human flesh is low carb.

 

[dolf]

Free range rude.

 

[pointless]

3 clicks if you ignore them by clicking their name on the main gb page.

 

[Debbie]

Can we vote them off Literotica Island?

 

[OldJourno]

There's a new "running" program that catches repeat "new" members of Lit as fast as they can register. This would help the site ban the "new" member as soon as they register.
The price is high, though. "Banned on the Run" retails at $1,999.

 

[dolf]

There's a new "running" program that catches repeat "new" members of Lit as fast as they can register. This would help the site ban the "new" member as soon as they register.
The price is high, though. "Banned on the Run" retails at $1,999.

Worth it.

 

[dolf]

*cough*

 

[adrina]

*cough*

Disturbing yet funny.

 

[sharingfantasies]

*cough*

Personally, I would like to age before I am killed.

 

[AngusBridie]

Silence of the Alts.. I like it.

 

[dolf]

I'll provide the Chianti.

 

[lovetoread]

Don't forget to marinate the meat and use redneck spices

 

[dolf]

Old spice?

 

[AngusBridie]

Don't forget to marinate the meat and use redneck spices

Real Tomato Ketchup ?

 

[Rightguide]

*cough*

Are you alleging age discrimination?

 

[lovetoread]

Cheapass redneck spices are only available from lit

 

[Saint Peter]

The best spices are cheapass redneck spices.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Why all this appreciation for rednecks?
Do you like/enjoy white privilege?
I don't 'get' it.

Why are we celebrating everything that is wrong with the US???

 

[ChinoMoreno]

You ban people. Fair enough. It's your party.

But...

The worst, the whiniest, the most annoying of posters always come back. A few taps, a new alt, and there they are. Goddamn unflushable turds!
.

You tell'em, Doll Parts!

 

[AngusBridie]

You tell'em, Doll Parts!

Doll Parts.. Love that song.. Hey speaking of Courtney.. Any chance you can give a shot at your best Kurt Cobain impression?

 

[ChinoMoreno]

Doll Parts.. Love that song.. Hey speaking of Courtney.. Any chance you can give a shot at your best Kurt Cobain impression?

As soon as you do your Mama Cass bit.

 

[richard_daily]

Banning IPs would prevent those still using 56k AOL dialup from re-alting.

It would get rid of eeyore and JB johnson for sure.

 

[dolf]

I wonder if pre-pickled liver tastes bad...

 

[Saint Peter]

How long was it aged?

 

[Sean]

I wonder if pre-pickled liver tastes bad...

You can be quite mean when you're in the mood. I'm shocked by this revelation!