A Prayer Of Salvation For Those Who Are Willing

[xfrodobagginsx]

Dear friends, Take this moment, If you want to accept Jesus Christ free gift of salvation, pray this from your heart, humbly to God:

“DEAR LORD JESUS, I BELIEVE THAT YOU DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR MY SINS. I ASK YOU TO PLEASE COME INTO MY HEART AND FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS, TAKE ME TO BE WITH YOU WHEN I DIE. I NOW RECEIVE YOU AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR. THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. IN JESUS NAME AMEN.”

If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

 

[BotanyBoy]

https://contentpl-a.akamaihd.net/images/playlists/image/large/16822d520a7ea5d7f855383428ecb5c0.jpg

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

https://contentpl-a.akamaihd.net/images/playlists/image/large/16822d520a7ea5d7f855383428ecb5c0.jpg

Hail Lightbringer, our Lord and Savior.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Hypoxia]

I like my myths straight, thank you.

This one carries too much baggage.

Anyway, Cthulhu devoured Lord {JHWH}.

A mighty tasty tidbit too. [urp]

Like an oyster slider, with lager.

 

[oggbashan]

Capitals on the internet translates as shouting. Bolded capitals means shouting very loudly.

Your message is annoying just because of its presentation.

1 Corinthians 13.1

 

[adrina]

Capitals on the internet translates as shouting. Bolded capitals means shouting very loudly.

Your message is annoying just because of its presentation.

1 Corinthians 13.1

Yet very appropriate as he is being like the bible thumping street preacher that yells at/to the passerbys.

 

[jaF0]

Dear friends, Take this moment, If you want to accept

Dude, you can't save yourself. I've already told you I have your soul. It is MINE and your place next to the furnace is waiting. Nothing will change that.

 

[Mad_Libsxxx]

I, too, have risen again, like the Phoenix.


Burn baby burn!


Disco inferno!

 

[about_average]

Yet very appropriate as he is being like the bible thumping street preacher that yells at/to the passerbys.

Not to mention Jesus always prayed alone.

 

[adrina]

Not to mention Jesus always prayed alone.

Details.

 

[Trigger_Warning]

I, too, have risen again, like the Phoenix.


Burn baby burn!


Disco inferno!

Your profile says you have five posts, but only four show up if you click on view all posts by. What was deleted?

I'm trying to figure out the drama. You are Ishmael?

 

[MistressMoira]

<Rolls eyes>

Does one really expect Christian evangelism to yield good returns on a site like this?

Like the seed sower only sowing on stony ground.

 

[curious_nick]

All hail our lord and saviour, The Flying Spaghettimonster!

 

[EternalFantasies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwX_EpNR4CA

Barabasses

 

[Hypoxia]

All hail our lord and saviour, The Flying Spaghettimonster!

Have you yet received the revealed blessings of alt.religion.barfing-yak? Have you attended The Church Of The Otters? Or the Church of the Naked Daniel Christ? There is more the universe than is known to The Flying Spaghetti Monster, grasshopper. Look up. Look down. Close your eyes. I just picked your pocket. Bye-bye now. [/me heads thataway ===>]

 

[about_average]

https://contentpl-a.akamaihd.net/images/playlists/image/large/16822d520a7ea5d7f855383428ecb5c0.jpg

For some reason your avatar reminds me of

https://longshotsblues.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/king_crim_court_in.jpg

This seems like a good thread to mention it.

 

[BotanyBoy]

For some reason your avatar reminds me of

https://longshotsblues.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/king_crim_court_in.jpg

This seems like a good thread to mention it.

Ehh...simliar artistry.

And I'm not exactly the most cuddly poster on the board so...

Good thread choice indeed.

 

[jaF0]

Have you yet received the revealed blessings of alt.religion.barfing-yak? ]

Would that be the yakkety-yak-splatt?

All Hurl the Porcelain God?

 

[Comshaw]

Dear friends, Take this moment, If you want to accept Jesus Christ free gift of salvation, pray this from your heart, humbly to God:

“DEAR LORD JESUS, I BELIEVE THAT YOU DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR MY SINS. I ASK YOU TO PLEASE COME INTO MY HEART AND FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS, TAKE ME TO BE WITH YOU WHEN I DIE. I NOW RECEIVE YOU AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR. THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. IN JESUS NAME AMEN.”

If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1-this-is-a-bullshit-free-zone.jpg




Comshaw