Goodbye from Lance

[oggbashan]

I have been asked to pass on this goodbye message to the General Board:

Edited: Since he has returned I've edited this post to remove the message.

 

[Sean]

Tell the diminutive loser I hope he gets cancer and dies. Cheers.

 

[Rotadom]

Depending on why he was banned...

From this message, seems like an alright guy. Probably even missed a little.

 

[lovetoread]

Depending on why he was banned...

From this message, seems like an alright guy. Probably even missed a little.

 

[adrina]

Depending on why he was banned...

From this message, seems like an alright guy. Probably even missed a little.

Appearances can be deceiving.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Lance was more of a gadfly than a balls out hater. I'll miss slapping him around.

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Tell him to try again in a week.


That's what happened to me the first time.


This is really getting out of hand, it's becoming a blizzard...

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny & Dollie

Is this like those matress companies going out of business sales? Held once a month forever.
If so see ya next week Lancie.
If it is forever, that's a long time, or till next week.

Lance will be missed if he has really left. Full of bullshit, irritates others, made up stories, used fat jokes, yet often came up with new and unique threads. Pretty much like the rest of us.
Maybe took women bashing a step too far, but some of us will miss the lying little turd. After all, how will new members learn to make a half canoe that can be used in the ocean to whale hunt and spy on Eskimos?

We'll be watching for Lance's return or his favorite Alt, as the World Regurgitates.

 

[Emerson40]

Lancecastor1.




Still post stalking, pulling pigtails, and calling you fat.

Coming Spring 2018.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Oh come on..

Don't be a whiny ass. I know your Kebekois genes don't help; but...

The point is the process anyway, not the end result. So what your user doesn't have a gazillion posts.. Participation is what matters..

If not for anything else, don't let a pointless lowly like seanshitface - or a seanshitface lowly like pointless - have his giggle. And do I need to mention the others sharing that?

What's important is the info you got, and how effective you can be.

Now unless you were somebody's alt, ... then stop being a baby like the rest of your neighbors over hundreds of miles and log back in.

 

[Misspent_Ute]

I've had more skins than a TGIF appetizer...

 

[Saint Peter]

Each of them thin and yellow.

 

[EternalFantasies]

I wouldn't be too sure.

The GB alt generator seems to have always had the same tone when starting a new alt.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Tell him to try again in a week.


That's what happened to me the first time.


This is really getting out of hand, it's becoming a blizzard...

Agreed. This board would be a better place if you weren't such a hypocritical snowflake.

 

[Rotadom]

I've had more skins than a TGIF appetizer...

No doubt, Mr Arbuckle.

 

[phrodeau]

I blame Donald Trump.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Appearances can be deceiving.

Yes....they can.

 

[richard_daily]

Tell him to try again in a week.


That's what happened to me the first time.


This is really getting out of hand, it's becoming a blizzard...

Yeah, it's REALLY hard to control yourself and not break the rules, over and over and over and over.

Oh wait, no it's not.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Thank you, Ogg.

 

[neci]

i hope he opted for cremation.

 

[MelissaBaby]

https://assets-auto.rbl.ms/7ebc06665a1140aed4ffc4d7367f0c28d2dac33e62b8dcbc18f86c3ef17e5aaf

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

Yeah, it's REALLY hard to control yourself and not break the rules, over and over and over and over.

Oh wait, no it's not.

I was banned for mentioning panties under the age of 18. I agree with the prairee kneegrrrrr on that. Mind you I don't care if I'm banned now because no matter what I say I eventually get banned.

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

To address the OP. Eat a dick, lace.

 

[Bert Notorius]

when lances are outlawed,
only outlaws will have lances.

 

[butters]

I have been asked to pass on this goodbye message to the General Board:

"Hey Ogg, Lance here.

The trouble with getting banned is that unless you want to (further?) subvert the Rules by re-registering as an alt, you don't get a chance to say Goodbye.

I don't use alts, so I won't be back.

The purpose of this note is to ask (should you feel it appropriate to do so) to please pass along my best wishes to the entire GB community.

Lastly, my email address is included should anyone wish to contact me. [No. It's not. That's against the rules. If anyone wants it, send me Ogg, a PM]

I had a wonderful time on the GB, never bore anyone any actual ill-will ever, and will certainly miss the place.

Cheers, thanks... and all the best;
Lance"

and anyone who believes he has done anything other than use Ogg to lend credence to his words when he'll no doubt be back asap is naive.