Lance

[silver gurl]

Where are you? Did you get the ban? Who are you, we know you must be lurking.

Or are you really dead? In which case, people can post their hate message here.

 

[Not Normal]

Is someone actually claiming he's dead?

 

[silver gurl]

Is someone actually claiming he's dead?

Just Lit dead.

 

[richard_daily]

Who cares?

 

[Que]

I appreciate how quickly I have been missed. Sorry for your predictable grief, silver girl.

I suppose that now is as good a time as any to admit that Lancecaster was my second name here, having neglected my original one that I used during my work with a major telecom.

I'm considering a return as "Spearchucker_Jones."

 

[Rightguide]

I appreciate how quickly I have been missed. Sorry for your predictable grief, silver girl.

I suppose that now is as good a time as any to admit that Lancecaster was my second name here, having neglected my original one that I used during my work with a major telecom.

I'm considering a return as "Spearchucker_Jones."

LOL...

 

[silver gurl]

I appreciate how quickly I have been missed. Sorry for your predictable grief, silver girl.

I suppose that now is as good a time as any to admit that Lancecaster was my second name here, having neglected my original one that I used during my work with a major telecom.

I'm considering a return as "Spearchucker_Jones."

I am beginning to think, you are actually all of us. The one and only poster on Lit.

 

[Que]

I am beginning to think. . .

<Lance>
Progress!
</Lance>

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

I am beginning to think, you are actually all of us. The one and only poster on Lit.

He's many people here, be sure of that Ms flat-ass.

 

[cleaver]

hell is:
wasting your best material on an idiots gallery....

or


wasting your worst idiots in
the game.

 

[Saint Peter]

That ass looks fine to me.

 

[cleaver]

That ass looks fine to me.

amen, mr. icon

 

[Que]

He's many people here, be sure of that Ms flat-ass.

<Lance>
Rob's a chubby chaser? Apparently, his ex-wife was not.
</Lance>

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

<Lance>
Rob's a chubby chaser? Apparently, his ex-wife was not.
</Lance>

Is he? I hear he likes females over the age of 18. Is that why you hate him so much, tranny boi?

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

Lit has a new registration and banning process. I don't know when it was implemented. MGurkus was made the old way. I had that name for months before enough snowflakes formed into a giant frozen, rolling ball of menopause , whining it's way through the servers of lit. Anyways, it wasn't as straight forward as it was in the past when I was so rudely banned.

 

[adrina]

Lit has a new registration and banning process. I don't know when it was implemented. MGurkus was made the old way. I had that name for months before enough snowflakes formed into a giant frozen, rolling ball of menopause , whining it's way through the servers of lit. Anyways, it wasn't as straight forward as it was in the past when I was so rudely banned.

Pffft. Don't insult menopausal women.

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

Pffft. Don't insult menopausal women.

Fair enough. My latest ban was for mentioning undergarments under the age of 18.
I don't dare talk about my dog, it will never make it to 18.

 

[adrina]

Fair enough. My latest ban was for mentioning undergarments under the age of 18.
I don't dare talk about my dog, it will never make it to 18.

McGurkus was probably a better name. I mean "flippy buttwaddle"? While distinctive, it lacks a certain dignity.

 

[nowisthetime]

Interesting...

 

[jezzilee]

McGurkus was probably a better name. I mean "flippy buttwaddle"? While distinctive, it lacks a certain dignity.

agreed

 

[nowisthetime]

McGurkus was probably a better name. I mean "flippy buttwaddle"? While distinctive, it lacks a certain dignity.

McGurkus makes me think of Minkus from Boy Meets World.

Flippy buttwaddle hits the spot.

 

[lovetoread]

eh?

what was the last straw?

 

[Flippy_Buttwaddle]

McGurkus was probably a better name. I mean "flippy buttwaddle"? While distinctive, it lacks a certain dignity.

Dignity isn't really the image I try to project here. I ruffle feathers.

 

[silver gurl]

eh?

what was the last straw?

Not a clue.

 

[Que]

Not a clue.

<Lance>

This a setback. Just when I had you "beginning to think," you back-slid and now you're back to cluleess. Sad!

My fault. I should have anticipated that. You're known for sliding onto your back

</Lance>

Meh. Not pithy enough. Too much Que, insufficient Lance. Needs work.