How Global Warming Really Works

[Que]

My thermometer is digital.


Hell, even in the 70s, in the weather office, it was digital...

Why would you feel this is significant to tell us?

Also, when is Frisco coming back?

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Why would you feel this is significant to tell us?

Also, when is Frisco coming back?

Byron took all the passwords with him when he died.



Right now, I am posting from Canada...

:nods:

 

[Que]

Byron took all the passwords with him when he died.



Right now, I am posting from Canada...

:nods:

So, your climate continues to change?

 

[Que]

While you're there you should stop by the lake house and visit Lance and the nubiles before it gets too cool.

Speaking of which I used that word the other day and more or less polite company. It's not that it's particularly a rude word, but having to explain it was kind of interesting.

 

[phrodeau]

(edited)

The fudging comes from "corrections" made by different groups, but when you take out the corrections, as we have shown you in the past you fucking religious moron, then they closely mirror the unaltered and uncorrected satellite data. You are an embarrassment to your movement.

Nope, somebody told you that lie, and you continue to parrot it.

I know how tough it is for you to research things, AJ, but you really should in this case.

 

[Misspent_Ute]

So, your climate continues to change?

You bet!


Mañana, I will post from Mexico!


[Insert chili joke here.]

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Nope, somebody told you that lie, and you continue to parrot it.

I know how tough it is for you to research things, AJ, but you really should in this case.

Ice caps are not melting. That is a lie told to you.

Oceans levels are not rising. That is a lie told to you.

Hurricane activity is not increasing. That is a lie told to you.

Dude, serious, Google is freaking not "research." I've done real research.

 

[Que]

Nope, somebody told you that lie, and you continue to parrot it.

I know how tough it is for you to research things, AJ, but you really should in this case.

Google is not "research." You are not a "researcher."

 

[Misspent_Ute]

While you're there you should stop by the lake house and visit Lance and the nubiles before it gets too cool.

Speaking of which I used that word the other day and more or less polite company. It's not that it's particularly a rude word, but having to explain it was kind of interesting.

He would take a look at my swim trunks and be macro-aggressed!


And then I would depart with the nubiles...

 

[Que]

Jinx!

I laugh every time someone uses that word to describe them seeking confirnation of that which they "know."

Slightly worse are the ones that have done their "research" meaning they've read the Facebook posts from all of the memes distributed amongst their like-minded group of people.

During Obama's reelection campaign someone earnestly was saying "Guys!!! Do your RESEARCH! Romney is going to make birth control illegal!!"

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Amen!



As a trained meteorologist, it hurts my eyes when I read FroDOH!'s comments on meteorology...


Hell, two years ago, I even took the local tornado spotting certification class. Of course, in the forest, there's not a lot to fucking see until you hear the sound of a freight train bearing down on you that has just left the tracks.

 

[Que]

Amen!



As a trained meteorologist, it hurts my eyes when I read FroDOH!'s comments on meteorology...


Hell, two years ago, I even took the local tornado spotting certification class. Of course, in the forest, there's not a lot to fucking see until you hear the sound of a freight train bearing down on you that has just left the tracks.

It's only meteorology if the temperature drops; if the temperature goes up, its climate change.

 

[phrodeau]

Ice caps are not melting. That is a lie told to you.

Oceans levels are not rising. That is a lie told to you.

Hurricane activity is not increasing. That is a lie told to you.

Dude, serious, Google is freaking not "research." I've done real research.

Ocean levels are rising in some parts of the world, and not in others. Overall, the trend is upward, not level, not downward. See, if you actually researched it, you would know that.

I've corrected reams of your shit on this board, got tired of it and just ignored you. New username, new persona, you got another chance. Looks like you couldn't even make forty decent posts.

 

[Que]

Google is not "research." ...

... Google is freaking not "research."...

Almost word-for-word, including airquotes, and time-stamped like it's Rob trying to prove he's not an alt...

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Ocean levels are rising in some parts of the world, and not in others. Overall, the trend is upward, not level, not downward. See, if you actually researched it, you would know that.

I've corrected reams of your shit on this board, got tired of it and just ignored you. New username, new persona, you got another chance. Looks like you couldn't even make forty decent posts.

OMG!

That is one of the most ignorant statements that I have ever heard.

Explain to me how the water level in your bathtub only rises at one end when you add water...


lol


You had better start ignoring me again because you are just too fucking stupid to realize how stupid you are.

Have you ever heard of tectonics and subduction?

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Almost word-for-word, including airquotes, and time-stamped like it's Rob trying to prove he's not an alt...

His last claim is probably the most ridiculous thing that he has ever postulated...


It's not anything akin to the fallacy of pointing to a subset of glaciers that are melting while ignoring the majority that are growing. Water level is going down in the South China Sea!


Look at all of the fucking new islands!!!





It's rising in the Gulf and Caribbean! I mean look at all the lost beach this year alone!

 

[coachdb18]

OMG!

That is one of the most ignorant statements that I have ever heard.

Explain to me how the water level in your bathtub only rises at one end when you add water...

Sounds like the solution to rising sea levels is just to add some ‘water stairs’ to the deep end of the bathtub!

Seriously, I’ve now heard the most moronic post of all time. Somebody call Sir Isaac Newton, tell him the Law of Gravity has been repealed! LOL

*** Wait, just thought of a wattto save pool builders a ton, just build all swimming pools with flat bottoms, and simply stack the water for a deep end for the diving boards ***

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Sounds like the solution to rising sea levels is just to add some ‘water stairs’ to the deep end of the bathtub!

Seriously, I’ve now heard the most moronic post of all time. Somebody call Sir Isaac Newton, tell him the Law of Gravity has been repealed! LOL

Every single time that I think FroDOH! has said the dumbest thing possible, he goes and tops himself.


I swear by Buddha's blessed brass banging balls...

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

OMG!

That is one of the most ignorant statements that I have ever heard.

Explain to me how the water level in your bathtub only rises at one end when you add water...


lol


You had better start ignoring me again because you are just too fucking stupid to realize how stupid you are.

Have you ever heard of tectonics and subduction?

^ The Dunning-Kruger is strong in this one.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Sounds like the solution to rising sea levels is just to add some ‘water stairs’ to the deep end of the bathtub!

Seriously, I’ve now heard the most moronic post of all time. Somebody call Sir Isaac Newton, tell him the Law of Gravity has been repealed! LOL

*** Wait, just thought of a wattto save pool builders a ton, just build all swimming pools with flat bottoms, and simply stack the water for a deep end for the diving boards ***

Shut up, coach dweeb. You're even more of a Dunning-Kruger child than AJ.

 

[Rightguide]

It's only meteorology if the temperature drops; if the temperature goes up, its climate change.

And when the left speaks the planet warms.

 

[phrodeau]

Looks like I'm the only one who researched sea level rise.

 

[Que]

Looks like I'm the only one who researched sea level rise.

You were markin' on the twine, were you?

#unsoundsoundings
#jaquescoustou
#pilethatwaterhigh

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

I do wish AJ would fuck off with his appeal to (his own) authority. He's demonstrated enough mathematical and scientific illiteracy that a reasonable person would call into question the fact of his degree(s), regardless of their specific focus.

 

[adrina]

I do wish AJ would fuck off with his appeal to (his own) authority. He's demonstrated enough mathematical and scientific illiteracy that a reasonable person would call into question the fact of his degree(s), regardless of their specific focus.

Shhhh... You're messing with that whole legend in his own mind status he's got going on.