The Isolated Blurt Thread XLI : The Day The Cat Came Back

[pointless]

i gotta stop checking the news before bedtime. it's almost always a bad idea these days.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Javi is long over due, and he came through last year, but I'll take that play with the added finger waggle.

 

[Aglaopheme]

i gotta stop checking the news before bedtime. it's almost always a bad idea these days.

I do most nights with the exception of Sunday's. I figure it's not too bad if I'm not getting alerts blowing up my phone.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Javi is long over due, and he came through last year, but I'll take that play with the added finger waggle.

Five runs in one inning is not impossible. Even in the last inning.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[neci]

weird_russian_sex_with_crazy_old_vet

 

[MelissaBaby]

Thank you for all the birthday posts!

http://www.cherryredreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jasmine.jpg

 

[Trigger_Warning]

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Impressive pun!

 

[adrina]

My door guardian for the last handful of days. She has a web at the entry of the porch in front of the door.

 

[AngusBridie]

If I ever own a night club I'm hiring spiders not bouncers..

 

[Wings]

This city has a lot of zoos.

 

[adrina]

If I ever own a night club I'm hiring spiders not bouncers..

You won't have much luck with this one. She's not of the poisonous to humans variety. She is impressive at about 3/4 inch though. Very pretty in some ways.

 

[HarryHill]

Both. It's a beautiful, comfortable Natori bra. I don't see a difference looking down at my breasts, but I was imbibing at both places. Who can resist the offer of chocolate, walnut, fudge cheese and fresh strawberries paired with a nice cab?

..
Fuck yeah!

 

[HarryHill]

Crockpot full of chili on for supper tonight.

 

[Wrong Element]

Crockpot full of chili on for supper tonight.

We had the first chili of the season the other night. One of the best things about cooler temperatures.

 

[Wrong Element]

When will the latest AJ have more posts than me?

I predict February 18, 2019.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've made so much jerky in the past month, that I'm actually sick of eating it.

 

[removed9556]

 

[butters]

My door guardian for the last handful of days. She has a web at the entry of the porch in front of the door.

what kind of spider is that? the white and red bets belong to it or is she hiding out in some halloween decoration? if it's all the spider, what the heck kind of spider is it?

In exciting pool-based news, it turns out that firing water cannon from a pirate ship at tiny children and their parents is even more fun than it sounds.

Also that there is such a thing as a DILF, and apparently I am one. At least according to Jenny from Basingstoke. Though she was giggling so much at the time I suspect it may have been a hilarious joke at my expense.

i get that

 

[butters]

When will the latest AJ have more posts than me?

I predict February 18, 2019.

what name is it back as?

ah, seen it.

 

[thør]

weird_russian_sex_with_crazy_old_vet

Just put the helmet on and get to work, czarina.

 

[adrina]

what kind of spider is that? the white and red bets belong to it or is she hiding out in some halloween decoration? if it's all the spider, what the heck kind of spider is it?

Spiny backed orb weaver spider

I like her. I think I will be cliche and name her Charlotte for as long as she remains. She's not poisonous to people. She's quite pretty in some ways.

 

[spacekowboy]

Keep your chili. I've got red beans and rice crockin and rollin waiting for me when I get home.

 

[AngusBridie]

I wondered what kind of spider that was... Freaky

 

[adrina]

I wondered what kind of spider that was... Freaky

And she is a she. The females have the red spikes. The boys do not. Charlotte it is.