Where is the 'girl next door' porn?

[Storyfeller]

I keep seeing these threads full of photos and gifs showing models and surgically enhanced bimbos doing their thing...

...which to me simply illustrates, maybe paradoxically, how EASILY satisfied some guys are.

Dear God. Am I the only one here who actually needs a touch of realism to these things? You know... just the teensiest bit of plausibility? How I would love to see something which looks that bit more authentic instead of straight out of soft focus, film star dreamland.

I'm not arguing for the other extreme - that the producers of these things choose Mr or Ms Ugly-Obese from off the street - they can still be studio-shot but let's be having some believable everyday backgrounds and the same goes for the actors.

Really, I sometimes get the feeling that this thought of mine, which I've expressed before, is a lone cry in the wilderness. The number of times I start reading stories on Lit which, within a paragraph, would have us believe that this suburban housewife is a cross between Marilyn Monroe and a Greek Goddess...and then the 'story' consists of a simple description of fucking and precious little else...

...you can almost see the drool and the dumb, vacant look on the face of the 'author'.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I keep seeing these threads full of photos and gifs showing models and surgically enhanced bimbos doing their thing...

...which to me simply illustrates, maybe paradoxically, how EASILY satisfied some guys are.

Dear God. Am I the only one here who actually needs a touch of realism to these things? You know... just the teensiest bit of plausibility? How I would love to see something which looks that bit more authentic instead of straight out of soft focus, film star dreamland.

I'm not arguing for the other extreme - that the producers of these things choose Mr or Ms Ugly-Obese from off the street - they can still be studio-shot but let's be having some believable everyday backgrounds and the same goes for the actors.

Really, I sometimes get the feeling that this thought of mine, which I've expressed before, is a lone cry in the wilderness. The number of times I start reading stories on Lit which, within a paragraph, would have us believe that this suburban housewife is a cross between Marilyn Monroe and a Greek Goddess...and then the 'story' consists of a simple description of fucking and precious little else...

...you can almost see the drool and the dumb, vacant look on the face of the 'author'.

I and probably everybody else write fantasy. This means sexy men and women. Once in a while, I write about somebody who is "plain" but who wants to read that as a steady diet?

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Two doors down...

 

[Misspent_Ute]

Dear Penthouse,

Yesterday I met an aspiring actress who is just too "next door," to make the cut.

But I made her give me a massage right before I masturbated onto a houseplant.

And no, it wasn't Elisha Cuthbert...

Signed, Harvey

 

[Storyfeller]

I and probably everybody else write fantasy. This means sexy men and women. Once in a while, I write about somebody who is "plain" but who wants to read that as a steady diet?

Er... maybe people who like the stories they read to sound as though they could have happened... and not, presumably like yours, like the froth of adolescent daydreams?

There is a lot of confusion going on here, with 'sexy' automatically meaning 'possessed of film star looks.' Not to thinking people, it doesn't...

 

[Misspent_Ute]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1032254

 

[Boxlicker101]

Er... maybe people who like the stories they read to sound as though they could have happened... and not, presumably like yours, like the froth of adolescent daydreams?

There is a lot of confusion going on here, with 'sexy' automatically meaning 'possessed of film star looks.' Not to thinking people, it doesn't...

Well, I'm aware of that, that physical beauty doesn't mean sexiness. Even so, good looks can certainly enhance a person's sex appeal. And I do have a few stories in which the people are not particularly hot looking.

Here is one about the girl next door BTW: https://www.literotica.com/s/my-neighbors-daughter-2

 

[Trigger_Warning]

Well, I'm aware of that, that physical beauty doesn't mean sexiness. Even so, good looks can certainly enhance a person's sex appeal. And I do have a few stories in which the people are not particularly hot looking.

Here is one about the girl next door BTW:

Is this a joke?

 

[Trigger_Warning]

Nevermind. I see you added a link.

 

[jaF0]

...you can almost see the drool and the dumb, vacant look on the face of the 'author'.

Hot rules. Fat drools .... sometimes literally.

 

[Storyfeller]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1032254

Oh yes, we all have girls like that living next door to us. Hilarious. For your next joke..?

When are people going to realise that it's the situation or the circumstances which can be 'hot'..? This juvenile, repetitive harping on what might be called 'accepted good looks' and that alone will lead your average intelligent person to yawn central.

Sometimes I despair.

 

[EternalFantasies]

I keep seeing these threads full of photos and gifs showing models and surgically enhanced bimbos doing their thing...

...which to me simply illustrates, maybe paradoxically, how EASILY satisfied some guys are.

Dear God. Am I the only one here who actually needs a touch of realism to these things? You know... just the teensiest bit of plausibility? How I would love to see something which looks that bit more authentic instead of straight out of soft focus, film star dreamland.

I'm not arguing for the other extreme - that the producers of these things choose Mr or Ms Ugly-Obese from off the street - they can still be studio-shot but let's be having some believable everyday backgrounds and the same goes for the actors.

Really, I sometimes get the feeling that this thought of mine, which I've expressed before, is a lone cry in the wilderness. The number of times I start reading stories on Lit which, within a paragraph, would have us believe that this suburban housewife is a cross between Marilyn Monroe and a Greek Goddess...and then the 'story' consists of a simple description of fucking and precious little else...

...you can almost see the drool and the dumb, vacant look on the face of the 'author'.

There: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1459714


But even the ones posting a lot, do not want to contribute to it for some odd reason.

 

[Storyfeller]

There: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1459714


But even the ones posting a lot, do not want to contribute to it for some odd reason.

That seems to be random shots of amateurs.

What I want is convincing situational stuff involving believable people (as opposed to supermodels), shot by professionals who know about things like lighting, focus and the other technicalities.

Patently this is too big an ask...

 

[EternalFantasies]

That seems to be random shots of amateurs.

What I want is convincing situational stuff involving believable people (as opposed to supermodels), shot by professionals who know about things like lighting, focus and the other technicalities.

Patently this is too big an ask...

I find reality to be the most convincing form of situational believable stuff.

 

[Storyfeller]

I find reality to be the most convincing form of situational believable stuff.

Great, but putting that particular route to one side, pornography appears to be our next best source of stimulation.

What I'm saying is that, for me at any rate, a huge proportion of what's on offer is just pathetic, lazily produced stuff completely lacking in a vital ingredient: credibility.

 

[Boxlicker101]

If you don't like the "girl next door" type, this one definitely is not that: https://www.literotica.com/s/blondie-loves-it?page=2

Some people might find it offensive and stereotypical.

 

[fma20fma]

hi

If you don't like the "girl next door" type, this one definitely is not that: https://www.literotica.com/s/blondie-loves-it?page=2

Some people might find it offensive and stereotypical.

Nothing is offensive when partners like it and enjoy.

 

[nowisthetime]

It kills me when people say "Girl Next Door" like what the heck is that supposed to mean?

I've always thought it was a stupid term. A girl next door can look like any body!

 

[Storyfeller]

It kills me when people say "Girl Next Door" like what the heck is that supposed to mean?

I've always thought it was a stupid term. A girl next door can look like any body!

And the prize for the best not-bothering-to-read-the-thread person goes to...

 

[nowisthetime]

And the prize for the best not-bothering-to-read-the-thread person goes to...

And the do I give a shit prize goes to me.

Lawlz

 

[Hypoxia]

I don't write person-next-door stories about my current neighbors because 1) they're not very attractive, and 2) I'd have to visualize their unattractive sexual activities (shudder). Person-next-door tales on LIT usually feature a flabby nerd (any gender) who is mentored and whipped into shape as a sex machine or at least a tolerable human being. I know nobody like that so I'll have to invent them.

 

[Saint Peter]

You are free to fabricate your own down to earth thread full of images that meet you high expectations.

You are also free to go fuck yourself.

Lit is what you make it. Yay!

 

[Hypoxia]

Lit is what you make it. Yay!

LIT was not built by dung beetles toiling assiduously beneath the merciless Nubian sun. They did not discuss girl-next-door pr0n. A greater spirit was needed. Go Ra!

 

[Wordsworth]

Have you tried the partially-open curtains next door?

 

[Wordsworth]

It kills me when people say "Girl Next Door" like what the heck is that supposed to mean?

I've always thought it was a stupid term. A girl next door can look like any body!

Wasn't there an American picture titled the pornstar next door? on the other end of the scale, as hypoxia points out, your neighbor could be hideously unattractive, as well.