Dear Miss Manners,

[jomar]

In the current social environment, what is the acceptable way to let the hot babe in the cubicle next to me know I want to bone her?

Signed,

Two Blue

 

[StillBB]

My Name is Harvey Weinstein

Wanna become a star?

 

[Que]

In the current social environment, what is the acceptable way to let the hot babe in the cubicle next to me know I want to bone her?

Signed,

Two Blue

I can see where you would be confused.

If you will gather up your employee handbooks on this issue from the Clarence Thomas lynching era, the Bill Clinton it's-OK-for-the-most-powerful-man-on-the-planet-to-abuse-an-intern-if-she's-a-slutty-nympho, the neutral George-married-a-librarian era, the Obama intersectionality of oppression era, the Trump is a pig era, and the lastest manual, "Yeah, that guy's a pig and maybe a couple of people around them but he's totally not relevant anyone anywhere besides him, and it hardly ever happens, except in Hollywood so don't worry about it unless the boss is named Trump," you will find that there is some guidance for you no matter which way you want to handle this.

If you're dead set on boning her I would pull out the 1992 manual. Be advised though, she has a copy of "What to do if someone grabs your pussy!" in her desk drawer at the ready.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

In the current social environment, what is the acceptable way to let the hot babe in the cubicle next to me know I want to bone her?

Signed,

Two Blue

Step One: Tell her you want to bone her.

Step Two: Start looking for a new job, pronto. In a new city, preferably. On the opposite coast, optimally. In another country, ideally.

 

[jomar]

Always end the email with “thanks in advance.” It implies manners but also leaves little doubt about the expected and acceptable rely.

Dear Rainshine,

Thanks in advance!

Love,

jomar

 

[jomar]

I can see where you would be confused.

If you will gather up your employee handbooks on this issue from the Clarence Thomas lynching era, the Bill Clinton it's-OK-for-the-most-powerful-man-on-the-planet-to-abuse-an-intern-if-she's-a-slutty-nympho, the neutral George-married-a-librarian era, the Obama intersectionality of oppression era, the Trump is a pig era, and the lastest manual, "Yeah, that guy's a pig and maybe a couple of people around them but he's totally not relevant anyone anywhere besides him, and it hardly ever happens, except in Hollywood so don't worry about it unless the boss is named Trump," you will find that there is some guidance for you no matter which way you want to handle this.

If you're dead set on boning her I would pull out the 1992 manual. Be advised though, she has a copy of "What to do if someone grabs your pussy!" in her desk drawer at the ready.

No, wait! I swear that's a chest hair!

 

[jomar]

Step One: Tell her you want to bone her.

Step Two: Start looking for a new job, pronto. In a new city, preferably. On the opposite coast, optimally. In another country, ideally.

Funny thing...back in the day work and pleasure successfully crossed paths, but not the best idea.

 

[MGurkus]

Funny thing...back in the day work and pleasure successfully crossed paths, but not the best idea.

AJ was the same way when he was a bouncer.

That's where he met the desert tranny.

 

[nowisthetime]

Don't shit where you eat...

 

[jomar]

Don't shit where you eat...

That rings a bell...

 

[BoyNextDoor]

In the current social environment, what is the acceptable way to let the hot babe in the cubicle next to me know I want to bone her?

Signed,

Two Blue

Don't dunk your donut in the company coffee.

 

[DMBFFF]

In the current social environment, what is the acceptable way to let the hot babe in the cubicle next to me know I want to bone her?

Signed,

Two Blue

If she's a hot babe, she'll probably figure it out.

My Name is Harvey Weinstein

Wanna become a star?

Hey, an intelligent post for once, StillBB.
(Let's see more of them.)

Always end the email with “thanks in advance.” It implies manners but also leaves little doubt about the expected and acceptable rely.

Thanks for the tip.

Step One: Tell her you want to bone her.

Step Two: Start looking for a new job, pronto. In a new city, preferably. On the opposite coast, optimally. In another country, ideally.

He told her "I think you [her particular race, nationality, or ethnicity] women are frikin' hot!"

 

[neci]

In the current social environment, what is the acceptable way to let the hot babe in the cubicle next to me know I want to bone her?

Signed,

Two Blue

buy her coffee.

 

[Que]

Send her for coffee. Give her the money for yours.

Fyp.

I liked your idea but I think my twist on it is better because it does not imply that she can't buy her own coffee and it doesn't look like you can buy her for a cup of coffee. (Or covfefe.) People are more interested in people they do something for. (Investment.)

If she tells you to go get your own damn coffee, she likely is not a submissive and you are not on the set of MadMen. . .

 

[doowdniw]

In the current social environment, what is the acceptable way to let the hot babe in the cubicle next to me know I want to bone her?

Signed,

Two Blue

Paper airplane

 

[Hypoxia]

In his (probably ghostwritten) autobiography HARPO SPEAKS, Harpo Marx related his observation of seduction technique of notorious cocksman Douglas Fairbanks Jr (y'know, swashbuckling swordplay, etc). DFJ took a young lady's hand, looked deep into her eyes, and murmured, "Hey, baby, wanna fuck?" It usually worked.

 

[Misspent_Ute]

 

[Que]

In his (probably ghostwritten) autobiography HARPO SPEAKS, Harpo Marx related his observation of seduction technique of notorious cocksman Douglas Fairbanks Jr (y'know, swashbuckling swordplay, etc). DFJ took a young lady's hand, looked deep into her eyes, and murmured, "Hey, baby, wanna fuck?" It usually worked.

Nods

Being clear and direct is always better than being vague and equivocating.

 

[neci]

Fyp.

I liked your idea but I think my twist on it is better because it does not imply that she can't buy her own coffee and it doesn't look like you can buy her for a cup of coffee. (Or covfefe.) People are more interested in people they do something for. (Investment.)

If she tells you to go get your own damn coffee, she likely is not a submissive and you are not on the set of MadMen. . .

if she brings you coffee back on her own, you have her.

 

[jomar]

In his (probably ghostwritten) autobiography HARPO SPEAKS, Harpo Marx related his observation of seduction technique of notorious cocksman Douglas Fairbanks Jr (y'know, swashbuckling swordplay, etc). DFJ took a young lady's hand, looked deep into her eyes, and murmured, "Hey, baby, wanna fuck?" It usually worked.

I'm no movie star, but my research shows variations on this approach have a 50% success rate with no face slaps or downside.

Maybe cubicle babe would appreciate a direct approach, as some have suggested, with coffee.

 

[Adre]

They say don’t fish off the company pier. I say, hang that worm over the cubicle wall and see if she nibbles on the bait. (Just hope she doesn’t have a fish knife in her desk drawer.)

 

[AngusBridie]

They say don’t fish off the company pier. I say, hang that worm over the cubicle wall and see if she nibbles on the bait. (Just hope she doesn’t have a fish knife in her desk drawer.)

I myself have only picked ones that I thought it wouldn't get weird or awkward with. As far as hanging bait over the wall waiting for a bite.. It comes with risk.

https://featuredcreature.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2016/06/C2zmxgk/31689744.jpg

 

[SelfTawt]

Special mission: WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
Step1: Arrive at work early.
Step2: Sprinkle ground pepper all over her work area.
Step3: Wait for her to arrive.
Step4: Wait for her to sneeze.
step5: Hand her your pre prepared Tissue:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeThVVoCAAAcOgW.jpg:large

Step6ray she’s a gymnast that cannot Backflip.

Good luck with the job hunting.

 

[JohnnySavage]

What's the point of having women in the workplace if you're not allowed to bang em

 

[chillywilly2]

If its all about the bone, drill a hole in the cubicle and show her what you got