Remember Tubgirl

[chame1eon]

Remember Tubgirl?

Another time I was chatting ( no just chatting) with a network admin I met on OK cupid. I sent him a picture and he was like how did you do that. I said just drag and drop into the message pane. We were talking about the internet and technology in general and I mentioned tubgirl. He was like what is that. What?! You can't get away with that! It had been taken down by then so I found a copy somewhere and sent it to him. He disappeared.

3 days later I got a picture of a girl with an orange in her butt. I was like what is that for? He said that when we were chatting last he was actually at work and when he got the tubgirl picture he tried to retaliate with the orange picture but accidentally dragged the picture onto the area near the message pane setting it as the background. He couldn't figure out how to change it back and was afraid to leave it open long enough to figure it out while at work effectively cutting himself off from communication for 3 days. It was even funnier since he was a sys admin and supposedly technologically adept.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I got into the internet with a very old tower and monitor of my son's in Illinois while living in Florida. We had a large living room so I bought a large highback desk. This was when I shared $10 Walmart phone line service with my teen aged son who lived there.
During school I was mostly on adult motorcycle forums and reviewing porn that friends had sent me. My old time screen saver had lots of random vacation photos of my wife. When certain friends stopped I'd let the slide show play as I sat with my back to the monitor. I enjoyed the shocked looks on their faces.
It seems that often that old dial up and later satellite service would freeze up, leaving a semi risque' personal photo up. I had to be super careful if our son was home or some prudish friends.
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[chame1eon]

I got into the internet with a very old tower and monitor of my son's in Illinois while living in Florida. We had a large living room so I bought a large highback desk. This was when I shared $10 Walmart phone line service with my teen aged son who lived there.
During school I was mostly on adult motorcycle forums and reviewing porn that friends had sent me. My old time screen saver had lots of random vacation photos of my wife. When certain friends stopped I'd let the slide show play as I sat with my back to the monitor. I enjoyed the shocked looks on their faces.
It seems that often that old dial up and later satellite service would freeze up, leaving a semi risque' personal photo up. I had to be super careful if our son was home or some prudish friends.
.

Wut...

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Wut...

I don't know what exactly. lt Seemed like a confessional so I confessed.
Goodnite

 

[Libsam]

I remember.
Also, I'll never forget the first time I got Veronica Moser'd in mirc. I was early 20s, it blew my mind.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

tubgirl and goatse. Yep, remember them shits. Literally.

Also those video clips of a guy getting fucked by a horse and a guy cracking a Mason jar in his anus, then bleeding everywhere, while not making one sound.

Shock websites of the early aughts internet. Man, those were the days.

 

[chame1eon]

tubgirl and goatse. Yep, remember them shits. Literally.

Also those video clips of a guy getting fucked by a horse and a guy cracking a Mason jar in his anus, then bleeding everywhere, while not making one sound.

Shock websites of the early aughts internet. Man, those were the days.

Oh god I forgot about the mason jar guy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh god I forgot about the mason jar guy.

I thought it was fake at first. Part of me still thinks that. He didn't make a sound, but you heard the jar breaking. He had to have been boosted or numbed up on something.

Then there's the 2 Girls 1 Cup thing. And the whole keep looking at a photograph for ten seconds until a scary image and scream popped up. I think at that time everyone wanted to out-crazy each other somehow. Social media had yet to become a thing and people just tested the limits of file sharing video clip formats and Flash animations.

 

[adrina]

It's one heck of a statement when the age of innocence is marked by tubgirl and goatse.

 

[bronzeage]

Another time I was chatting ( no just chatting) with a network admin I met on OK cupid. I sent him a picture and he was like how did you do that. I said just drag and drop into the message pane. We were talking about the internet and technology in general and I mentioned tubgirl. He was like what is that. What?! You can't get away with that! It had been taken down by then so I found a copy somewhere and sent it to him. He disappeared.

3 days later I got a picture of a girl with an orange in her butt. I was like what is that for? He said that when we were chatting last he was actually at work and when he got the tubgirl picture he tried to retaliate with the orange picture but accidentally dragged the picture onto the area near the message pane setting it as the background. He couldn't figure out how to change it back and was afraid to leave it open long enough to figure it out while at work effectively cutting himself off from communication for 3 days. It was even funnier since he was a sys admin and supposedly technologically adept.

In the old Windows 3.1, the delete button was just below the "set image as wallpaper" button. I accidentally set my wallpaper to a pic of a woman bending over to show the most spectacular purplish brown butthole, nearly life size on the monitor.

It took me 2 days to figure out, a wallpaper image can't be deleted. You have to choose another wallpaper to get rid of it.

 

[AngusBridie]

In the old Windows 3.1, the delete button was just below the "set image as wallpaper" button. I accidentally set my wallpaper to a pic of a woman bending over to show the most spectacular purplish brown butthole, nearly life size on the monitor.

It took me 2 days to figure out, a wallpaper image can't be deleted. You have to choose another wallpaper to get rid of it.

I would have kept it, sounds like it was perfect.

 

[chame1eon]

In the old Windows 3.1, the delete button was just below the "set image as wallpaper" button. I accidentally set my wallpaper to a pic of a woman bending over to show the most spectacular purplish brown butthole, nearly life size on the monitor.

It took me 2 days to figure out, a wallpaper image can't be deleted. You have to choose another wallpaper to get rid of it.

That's so funny.


The other thing was trying to figure out how to clear the URL history in an old version of ie. I don't know why it had to be the registry. I used to go to technical forums and a LOT of people would ask.

 

[chame1eon]

Along similar lines when I worked at a topless bar the customers seemed to think they could tell us anything 'cause we were strippers. One guy who was pretty drunk found out I was a cs student and mentioned that his computer was sitting on a closet because it had virus and he couldn't use it anymore. I asked him why he didn't just take it to a repair shop.

He started telling me that he clicked a link in his email that promises pictures of girls, stressing the word girls. I was like OK that's a good way to get a virus. So what? But then he kept revising his story until he finally admitted that the link promised horse porn and now he had horse porn pop- ups.

It was funny, but I felt sorry for him and tried to explain how to remove viruses writing all the software down on a napkin. He was pretty drunk though I'm not sure if he got it.

 

[coachdb18]

Along similar lines when I worked at a topless bar the customers seemed to think they could tell us anything 'cause we were strippers. One guy who was pretty drunk found out I was a cs student and mentioned that his computer was sitting on a closet because it had virus and he couldn't use it anymore. I asked him why he didn't just take it to a repair shop.

He started telling me that he clicked a link in his email that promises pictures of girls, stressing the word girls. I was like OK that's a good way to get a virus. So what? But then he kept revising his story until he finally admitted that the link promised horse porn and now he had horse porn pop- ups.

It was funny, but I felt sorry for him and tried to explain how to remove viruses writing all the software down on a napkin. He was pretty drunk though I'm not sure if he got it.

Well, of course he’d forget if you wrote it on a napkin. But if you’d written it on your left tittle using your nipple for punctuation, he’d have committed it to memory!