The Isolated Blurt Thread XLI : The Day The Cat Came Back

[TwinkleStars]

For anyone to put so much importance of being a massive prick on here seems, to me, a sad existence.
Talk about delusions of grandeur.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Talk about delusions of grandeur.

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[MelissaBaby]

Okey doke. Time for some more Magicians. Season 2 is off the fucking chain.

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Shit got pretty real in season two, didn't it?

 

[Saint Peter]

I like being a massive prick here.

 

[adrina]

Coffee. Today is a coffee day.

Thank Ma Nature for the humble coffee bean and Attilio Calimani - an Italian, ha - for the French press.

Both are very much needed this morning.

 

[Saint Peter]

coffee is the devil

hot black evil brew


*sip*

 

[adrina]

Coffee is god this morning. Didn't you learn back in Catholic school that god is omnipresent, in everything? Tut.

And with cream. Lots of damn cream.

 

[adrina]

Ha. Irony. Capitalize Catholic but not god.

 

[Saint Peter]

I never went to skool.

I was brought up by Willie and Bugs Bunny.

Anvils and dynamite.

Trains coming out of freshly painted tunnels on large flat red rocks.

 

[Wings]

It rained so much I had to check to make sure the boat didn’t float away overnight. Good lord.

 

[Saint Peter]

I need a handful of Oxy and a gold microphone.

 

[Saint Peter]

And a handful of Wings.

 

[adrina]

I never went to skool.

I was brought up by Willie and Bugs Bunny.

Anvils and dynamite.

Trains coming out of freshly painted tunnels on large flat red rocks.

I'll give the Catholics points for education. Although in my case they failed miserably at indoctrination.

Bugs Bunny was much better at the indoctrination.

And of course the hats. Don't forget the hats.

 

[Wings]

Spicy sauce

 

[removed9556]

 

[Wings]

I'm reading this as a euphemism.

And you wouldn’t be wrong but it’s also literal.

 

[lovetoread]

ass weasels!!!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

I have weaseled a few.

 

[removed9556]

 

[removed9556]

 

[Wings]

I'm glad the moorings moved for you, and that your Ginger has a steady hand on the tiller.

His extra large motor always does it.

 

[Sean]

I bought one of these ages ago, less than 20 quid at the time and handy for the odd stuck wheel bolt. Just used it to take the top nut off a seized to fuck shock absorber. Extremely impressed.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Sean]

Four strokes always better than two strokes.

Get on a 500cc two stroke gamma and you'll change your mind on that one. Power band as thin as razor but more fun than a party in a brewery.

 

[Saint Peter]

You and shocks have an interesting and mutually destructive relationship.