I'm sorry...

[Saint Peter]

...I shot cum in your eye. I was in the moment and very aroused.




Sorry.

 

[Saint Peter]

...I fucked your sister. She asked for it! How is that my fault?



Sorry.

 

[Saint Peter]

...[Discussions promoting and/or accusations involving ********** and/or *****_ *** prohibited per our forum guidelines. - Last Warning Already Given - Really - Not fucking around here - Last one - Seriously]


Sorry.

 

[Aglaopheme]

....uncle Albert.

 

[Saint Peter]

...that I do not have a kickass high ceiling that I could hang your kickass red globe lamps from.




Sorry.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I'm sorry... that I clicked on this thread.

 

[Saint Peter]

...that my evil plan is working.

WORKING!!!

ah hahahahahahahaaaaaaa






Sorry.

 

[adrina]

I am not sorry.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm sorry... that I clicked on this thread.

...that stick was stuffed so far up your butt.




Sorry.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I'm sorry but today is a warm sunny day and my hubby was going to take me to Applebee's for our anniversary. But I took a nap. Now I don't want to leave the house.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lit Confessional?

Apparently I got a Warning the other day about "Violence".

Sorry for taking up Laurel's valuable evening time.

But rest assured, I'm all about the love.

Cheap, dirty love.

 

[Saint Peter]

...

Sorry.

 

[Lancecastor]

Sorry.

http://media1.giphy.com/media/MQT9vTxyUFyrS/giphy.gif

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

...I shot cum in your eye. I was in the moment and very aroused.
:Sorry.

A real gentleman would lick it off.

...I fucked your sister. She asked for it! How is that my fault?
Sorry.

My sister was a slut. She'd fuck a slobbering Bull dog.

...that stick was stuffed so far up your butt.

Sorry.

Next time don't use the pointed end. I'm still sorry I clicked this post.

 

[silver gurl]

I just heard Oh What a Night, on the radio, in French.

I am sorry.

So sorry.

 

[Saint Peter]

...about all the unsolicited dic pics I sent out...

...today...


...and yesterday.





Sorry.

 

[Lancecastor]

https://img.discogs.com/Lxeizi61rzrpY_iIS33isfbmk8Y=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2095978-1346118321-6209.jpeg.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

...about tossing your cauliflower crust pizza in the driveway. I don't know what I was thinking.




Sorry.

 

[MonaLittle]

lol


And

 

[MelissaBaby]

...I shot cum in your eye. I was in the moment and very aroused.




Sorry.

I'm sorry that I took my glasses off.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm sorry that I took my swim goggles off.

fyp
yw




Sorry.

 

[MelissaBaby]

fyp
yw




Sorry.

Now that you mention it, it did kind of smell like chlorine.

 

[silver gurl]

...about tossing your cauliflower crust pizza in the driveway. I don't know what I was thinking.




Sorry.

How about mashed potatoes/cauliflower?

Sorry.

 

[Que]

... that no one sends me unsolicited (or solicited) dick pics.


So sorry.

You didn't see the <small> attachment? I enlarged it to show detail?

No?

. . .sorry

 

[Saint Peter]

...that I have never received a warning from Laurel. It seems like all the cool kids are competing for that these days. I need to step up my A Game in the future.




Sorry.