MelissaBaby
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I want to have a cooking show called "Celllblock Chef". It will be all about making delicious meals out of ramen noodles and crap you can get from the vending machine.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XLI : The Day The Cat Came Back
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Saint Peter
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Nothing wrong with ramen noodles now and then.
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I'm convinced the person who makes the baskets has no tastebuds.I used to watch Chopped, but like all competition shows it seems to have ran its course with me. I give the chefs points on creativity in using some of the crap that they would put in the baskets though.
It should be hosted by Charlie from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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MelissaBaby
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They won't let you have anything with "shank" as part of its name.
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Disturbing yes. But hey, she put hot sauce on it... (We so need a vomit smiley.)
Saint Peter
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I was with her until the addition of the hot tap water.
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I was bothered that she didn't turn the water off after she was done using it. It was running for a good thirty or so seconds in the background full tilt boogie just going down the drain.
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Bases loaded.....
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Ha! Hit the batter.
TwinkleStars
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People spend WAY too much time on petty things. And screw being politically correct! If someone gets offended by what you said, it's for them to deal with.
This is most litigious culture. If someone stubs their toe on a coffee table they sue the manufacturer of the coffee table in stead of admitting they're a fucking klutz.
Fuckers.
This is most litigious culture. If someone stubs their toe on a coffee table they sue the manufacturer of the coffee table in stead of admitting they're a fucking klutz.
Fuckers.
BotanyBoy
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People spend WAY too much time on petty things. And screw being politically correct! If someone gets offended by what you said, it's for them to deal with.
This is most litigious culture. If someone stubs their toe on a coffee table they sue the manufacturer of the coffee table in stead of admitting they're a fucking klutz.
Fuckers.
Keep staying stuff like that around here and you'll be labeled a Nazi, xenophobic, white supremacist!!!
Of course the table manufacturer is at fault, some rich (middle class) white guy (latino) made it so fuck that guy!!!
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Saint Peter
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More tits.
Less bullshit.
Less bullshit.
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There's a guy with a YouTube channel with exactly that theme. He was showing how to make candy from Kool-Aid or perhaps it was the reverse of that.
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Imma see if I can find my recipe for oodles o noodles wit ramen and tunafish on toast.
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eat them with elotes.
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They're like corn casserole on a stick.
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I miss the corn carts.
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Preachin' to the choir, bub.
http://www.blogto.com/listings/restaurants/upload/2016/04/20160429-590-Hakata9.jpg
https://savorjapan.com/gg/content_image/2016/03/08_0006040038F4_740x555.jpg
Hakata style is how we roll.
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nowisthetime
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Fucking peanut butter fingers football players!
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People spend WAY too much time on petty things. And screw being politically correct! If someone gets offended by what you said, it's for them to deal with.
This is most litigious culture. If someone stubs their toe on a coffee table they sue the manufacturer of the coffee table in stead of admitting they're a fucking klutz.
Fuckers.
Indeed!
You can get almost anything from a vending machine in Japan.
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Just change up a few words, and you described the bottom of the 6th in my game.
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Selection G:1 Japanese Wife... Oh dear.. It got stuck... Maybe if I shake this damn thing it'll drop to the dispensing area.
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