Asshole Self Care
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JasonBourneAgain
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Wasn't voting for him enough?
lickitandstickit
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well, I generally get up everyday. and metaphorically get fucked in the ass..
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phrodeau
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Keep it ventilated and dry.
http://funnyhole.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Put-your-donkey-in-my-hole.jpg
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Tryharder62
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He is 54 now. He can take care of himself! 
thør
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You can get a Toto that will install right onto your existing stool.
thør
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Get the one that warms up when you sit down.
Aquagal
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Not like the blue styrofoam in an outhouse-warm?
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A big clean-shaven bullet-headed Saxon mother's son stands at a gathering and proclaims, "My name is Brown, and I'm a white man! I'm white from the top of my head to the tip of my uncut cock to the ends of my toes! Remember me! My name is Brown!" He continues standing, twitching aggressively.
A slender bearded Levantine man across the room stands and says quietly, "My name is Rosen and I'm Jewish. I'm also pale white from the top of my head to the tip of my circumcised cock to the ends of my toes. All except my asshole, which is Brown."
A slender bearded Levantine man across the room stands and says quietly, "My name is Rosen and I'm Jewish. I'm also pale white from the top of my head to the tip of my circumcised cock to the ends of my toes. All except my asshole, which is Brown."
neci
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i would love to have a bidet.
neci
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have you seen the price tag on those seats?!
SissySalina
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All you really need is a dush-bag.
Lancecastor
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My outhouse has a glow in the dark seat my kids gave me.
It’s fucking awesome at night... open the door and....there it is, like a homing beacon for your ass.
neci
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you are going to hell.
you are going to hell as well.
I toss him a vanity thread here and there.
you are also going to hell.
my asshole approves.
neci
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He is 54 now. He can take care of himself!
asshole is always going to asshole.
good for you. how much red meat do you eat?
you are going to hell.
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((*))
tea tree shampoo.
there's a world of assholes out there, just waiting to be loved.
or a hand held sprayer attached to the faucet.
you are going to the bottom of the shit pit.
thør
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What you gonna spend money on? Spend it on something you use. something that comforts you.
Happiness is a clean butthole.
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