Fuck Puerto Rico!

[MGurkus]

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Trump should commit Seppuku.

 

[domroger]

Trump should commit Seppuku.

With a blunt knife .

 

[Wrmfd]

Why any need to "Fuck" something that does such a fine socialist job of fucking itself so consistently?

 

[Shagly]

For they shall swim.

 

[Hypoxia]

Too late.

PR has already been fucked by its ruler, Congress, and its absentee head-of-state, POTUS.

If USA can't handle PR, give it back to Spain.

Why any need to "Fuck" something that does such a fine socialist job of fucking itself so consistently?

Again, PR has the most limited of self-governance. Like DC and overseas territories, the colonial possession Puerto Rico is ruled by Congress. Congresses of all persuasions have fucked with PR for a rather long time. You don't like it, complain to Ryan and McConnell.

BTW the US military is totally socialist. Ban it.

Trump should commit Seppuku.

That's a two-person job, y'know. The traveler to eternity needs someone to chop their head off after they disembowel themselves. Alas, the Secret Service might interfere. Another fucked-up half-done job.

 

[phrodeau]

Too late.

PR has already been fucked by its ruler, Congress, and its absentee head-of-state, POTUS.

If USA can't handle PR, give it back to Spain.

Again, PR has the most limited of self-governance. Like DC and overseas territories, the colonial possession Puerto Rico is ruled by Congress. Congresses of all persuasions have fucked with PR for a rather long time. You don't like it, complain to Ryan and McConnell.

Spain can't handle Catalonia. You think it can handle Puerto Rico?

 

[Hypoxia]

Spain can't handle Catalonia. You think it can handle Puerto Rico?

Exactly.

IDEA: Tromp's a deal-maker. So, make a deal with Spain: swap Catalonia for PR, maybe with some extra golf courses thrown in.