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"A genuine expert can always foretell a thing that is 500 years away easier than he can a thing that's only 500 seconds off."
-Mark Twain
A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court
"Don't eat the yellow snow.”
—Frank Zappa
FYP, YVW
She sighed. The velvety caress of her skin and breath nuzzled into my back.
Deep ragged breaths caused her still erect nipples to raise ripples of goosebumps
Across my cooling sweat covered body.
Her breath in my ear and on my neck,joined by the delicately languid purse of her lips caused a warm rush of contented passion to swell.
The Egyptian cotton sheets may never recover from her stay...
FYP, YVW
Say what you will, Cristobal Colon was a helluva sailor.
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In many respects, the shear daring (insanity) of his expedition eclipses anything human explorers have ever done. The idea of sailing wooden ships across an ocean to explore uncharted waters is absolutely terrifying.
You'll never comprehend it until you have some experience of the sea and a (necessarily inadequate) sense of the danger.
Samuel Eliot Morison's two-volume 1942, Pulitzer Prize-winning biography Admiral of The Ocean Sea remains an excellent account of Colon's extraordinary seamanship.
The Vikings, of course, made it over about 500 years before.
Say what i will about Christopher Columbus? Okay. He was a slaver and a harbinger of death and rape and destruction all in the name of God and Spain.
Also, he was 500 or so years late.
Do you get a day off for Leif Eriksen?
he was also a moron who was lucky there was a continent in his way or he would've fucking starved to death in the middle of the ocean.
The Vikings, of course, made it over about 500 years before.