Canadian Thanksgiving!

[Lancecastor]

And I am doing two fresh, young birds.

 

[Que]

Does it count if I'm thankful that I am not Canadian?

This is not idle gratitude you understand. I was probably conceived in Canada where my parents were living at the time. My unfortunate sister is a Cannuck.

 

[Lancecastor]

No, that’s fine... i’m also grateful you’re not Canadian.

 

[Que]

Fair enough.

I find you tolerable the same way I find Winston Churchill the "Englishman" tolerable. I credit you both having an American parent a reasonable brake on the insufferable. I mean look at SoftRom he had English parents and he's Canadian so he's doubly insufferable.

 

[Lancecastor]

I used to date an actress from vancouver you’d recognize... she liked fucking to the speeches of churchill.

They worked; those were some of my finest hours.

 

[Que]

Reminds me of that scene in A Fish Called Wanda where Jamie Lee Curtis and John Cleese are going at it and she likes accents.

 

[Lancecastor]

Actresses are always full of surprises.

 

[Hypoxia]

IIRC Canada has a national prime minister and each province has its own premier. A very federal system. Why not handle Thanksgiving similarly? The CAN national day, supplemented by distinct provincial days, none the same as in USA, should see skyrocketing sales of seasonal specials. Then the Looney might be worth something again.

 

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[Lancecastor]

IIRC Canada has a national prime minister and each province has its own premier. A very federal system. Why not handle Thanksgiving similarly? The CAN national day, supplemented by distinct provincial days, none the same as in USA, should see skyrocketing sales of seasonal specials. Then the Looney might be worth something again.

We moved Christmas to the 27th for that very reason.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Happy Thanksgiving, Lace.

 

[EternalFantasies]

And I am doing two fresh, young birds.

For who?


For me, the only positive thing about being back here are the local chicks.

 

[Lancecastor]

Happy Thanksgiving, Lace.

Happy Sunday, Ob.

 

[Saint Peter]

How fresh are the birds?

 

[Saint Peter]

I like the old leathery ones myself.

 

[pointless]

have fun with your chicken fucking.

 

[MGurkus]

A spring chicken wouldn't be old enough yet..

 

[Lancecastor]

No wattle? I’m in.

 

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[Emerson40]

How fresh are the birds?

I like the old leathery ones myself.

Game hens.

 

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[jaF0]

Do you stuff your birds with maple leaves?

 

[Lancecastor]

If theyre into it, sure.

 

[Que]

Are those of us with two English parents insufferable cubed?

Indubiously so.